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Dr. James Fredrick Cornelius "The Duppster" Duppi and his team.
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(Clinic Against Grunge Activity). I guess if you are reading this you are
either suffering with hate for what may be the world's biggest problem right
now: Bad music!, or you are suffering with the love for it. Don't worry! Dr.
Duppi has made it to his mission in life to take care of this problem,
together with his true friends and fellow believers. The goal at the clinic
is to either help the makers and the fans of bad music, or destroy them,
whichever comes first. Specializing on Grunge and "New" Metal. Just E-Mail us
anytime!
Brooks gig somewhere in the neighbourhood. His name is unknown to everyone
but his family, and his only family is a magnificent stallion called
Rocky, and a .38 cougar magnum with a full barrel of dum-dum's. We here at
the clinic was told to call him Country Man the day he walked in, and we're
not planning to disagree with him. If you are a grunger this is a person you
don't want to meet. That means you are a case that can't be cured with our
regular methods. Country Man takes care of our Anti-Grunge Chamber. You
will be put in his Chamber for 48 hours with constant Johnny Cash music
coming out of the speakers. If your situation still hasn't changed, Country
Man sing and play on his guitar 260 classic Country tunes, non-stop. Even the
most hardcore grunger now realizes the battle is lost and converts faster
than the bullit that cracked Cobain's head open. If they don't, they won't do
much at all......ever again.
cause any problems he will terrorize you mentally untill you choose not to
listen to bad music ever again. His methods are cruel but efficient. He'll
have you out on the streets as a ex-grunger within days. Contact him and
tell him about your problems, he can even help you over e-mail.
He wanted to start working for us. So we gave him a nice little office here at the clinic and all the equipment he needs to work in our lab. He is still working on a cure, and he is closer than ever to getting the final product out.
He tells us that it'll be a medicine or a shot you'll have to take twice a day. But since the grunge fans are brain dead, they won't even notice taking it.
His latest work also includes a brain-washer for home use. He says it will get
rid of all your mental problems, including love for Korn, Machine Head and Smashing Pumpkins.
Shandi is a wonderful woman and her skills as a nurse is the best. She is also the clinics chief-physioterapist. She might seem a little rough, but the people that know her know that deep in she is a good
little girl. Still she has a tremendous wrath against grunge, and grunge-inspired music.
Just hours before he called us at the clinic, saying that he needed help and that he was going to kill himself if he didn't get it. Naturally we told him to fuck
off, so he took his own life. But the great thing was that one of our main problems
was solved. This may seem harsh to some, but as Mr Blackwell later said:
"I spent two years trying to convince this joke of what he was to give up grunge,
then when he called and claimed he'd realized it, I talked with Dr Duppi and Country Man, and we all agreed to let the son-of-a-no-good-bitch die." He finishes with: "It was a happy day for all of us!"
Sadly, we've still got problems, like Korn, Pearl Jam, Silverchair, Entombed, Prodigy, Tommy (Have you heard his new pathetic shit) Lee, Oasis and a huge amount of Seattle wannabefrom bands and alternative rockers. As if this wern't enough we are now getting reports from fellow mediciners
in the nordic countries that a lot of wannabe-satanists is invading the world.
But maybe with your help, we can hunt down and destroy those who play and enjoy bad music.
Gene Simmons
(Kiss)
Quote:
"I like
anything done well, I dont have a problem with the BackStreet Boys, and
Christine Aguilera, both of which are put together by very clever writers
and producers, I also have no problem wih well-made rap songs. I do have a
problem, however with the state of Rock and Roll. There are not new rock
bands. Seattle & Grunge sucked the life out of Rock and Roll, so all the new
fans wanting guitar music saw bands that looked like pizza deliery boys
onstage, and simpily started listening to other forms of music that had
style and pizzazz. Mabey one day the next 15-year old kid who comes out of
Wyoming and straps a guiar around his shoulders will have the decency and
self-respect when he gets up onstage to give the people a show. Only one can
hope"
