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Hello. You have come apon our page so you had better damn well behave yourself while you are viewing this. We know some of you had just been looking up porn and still have it just dangling out. That's NOT COOL. Put it away. No one wants to see that, Obviously. However, if you are a chick, please, feel free to remove all of your clothes. Thank you and have a nice day. |
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This is Dildo Danny. I know what you're saying, "He looks like a normal, everyday, average boy." Well, maybe you're not saying that. I mean how the hell should I know what you're thinking? Anyway, he agreed to be the spokesman for a new product named "HEAVENLY HAIR GEL". Now, there have been rumors that this product has terrible side effects. I want everyone to know that those are ONLY rumors. |
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Heavenly Hair Gel This revolutionary new product is made to capture all purity of heaven and make YOU look like an angel. It will drive the opposite sex wild!! |
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Just apply to your hair and in five minutes......... |
........regular Dildo Danny went from his normal self to........
THIS!
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WOW! What a stud!* We know all you hot chicks that visit this page will want Dildo Danny, we are nice enough to give you his e-mail address. |
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* after asking 10 skimpy bikini wearing babes 9 of them agreed that Dildo Danny really is a stud
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