Welcome to
the official Website of the World-Renowned Vagrant Police, the
gimpy (not skimpy) crime squad. Our form of justice is known as our own special
"gimpbog" format of fighting crime. We get four of our members (all clad in
our special "gimperise" gimp-suits) and surround the infidel (let's name him
bob). We then start doing our gimpish boogie (known as gimpbog, which consists
of a strange dance, jiggling of the body, flopping of arms, that sort of thing).
Bob sees this, and is scared. He turns to flee in the other direction, but is shocked
to see another Stalwart Vagrant in his way, doing the dance. He sees that every
direction is blocked by our floppy gimp army, and he is forced into a corner, as we
dance and dance and dance until he eventually gives up. But if this is not the case, we
do another thing. Another infidel has started to run, and is surrounded by our
gimpbogging justice troops, but is un-impressed. He pulls a gun on one of the vagrants,
and pulls the trigger. He is shocked to see that the bullet has no effect, due to
the highly tight, durable gimperise gimp-suits the vagrants are wearing (the lack
of food to the body of the Vagrant also means that they have tight, bony-skinned
bodies, imune to harm). He then has
his gun cut in half with the high denisty "gimpoclaws" the Vagrants are using. These
claws have been based on our glorious leader's (The founder of the Vagrant Police, Voldo)
own claws, Shame and Blame. The man is scared, because of the invunerability of the Vagrants,
and starts to run, but now the gimpbog dance will work, so he is scared enough for the Vagrants
to handcuff him, and take him to their special "gimp cells" based just outside of Peckham,
where he will be served nothing but cheese, for all eternity, using our special life enducing,
live forever, "gimpobalm" making them literaly live forever on cheese.
GIMPOBALM
This is the way that voldo has stayed alive for decades! He discovered it after he
mixed some rat dung with the murky waters of the money pit. He started to notice
something was amiss when he didn't die for 100 years. He now sells this cream
on the black market, as it has caused numerous side-affects (becoming double-jointed and
incredibly thin). He was already both of these, and so noticed no change. He
cursed (well, hoarsly breathed) his luck when the EU (and most of the rest of the world)
banned his cream after it turned a prize gorrila into an elephant (oh, yes, another
ANIMAL sideaffect, never happened to humans, oh no)and was completely outlawed.
Want to see the vagrant police?
Want to join the vagrant police?
Then email us at Vagrant Mail!
All gimp costumes are made by "Psycho Mantis's Gimp Parlor" In the middle of the ocean,
small island, looks like a short spy-game was made there, cant miss it, its huge.
Website constructed by gimp-secretary Ivy.
Our number is 0800-GIMPNOTSKIMP
Actually this site is constructed by Edward Z, and the original Vagrant Police Idea was thought up
by Philip M.
Voldo, is owned and was created by Namco Ltd. He is there's, we used him as inspiration.
Image from www.soulcalibur.com, and the sound is recorded
using the mp3 from this site, and a microphone.
Physco Mantis is an idea from the game
"Metal Gear Solid" and is owned by Konami.
