Hello and welcome to my page

or maybe not? I really have no idea what you are doing here besides reading my writing.  Maybe i may quate some literature at you? if not, i really think that it would be well worth your while to go somewhere else.  i just realized that the bold was on.  This is the same way with my email, disjointed and unconnekted, with an ocasional spelling error.  So then, back to the quotes, from one of my favorite books, THE HITCHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, A WHOLLY REMARKABLE book.  no, that is not a link to somewhere else, that would take you away from my site and then i would not be able to give you some quotes.  first quote; "IF THERE IS ANYTHING BIGGER THAN MY EGO AROUND, I WANT IT CAUGHT AND SHOT RIGHT NOW!"  By the way, i suggest if you have not read THE BOOK(see above in big yellow letters) i suggest that you go and buy it right now(YES, leave the internet running while you set a world record sprinting down to the nearest bookstore).  IT is by DOUGLAS ADAMS, a british writer who is the worlds best satireist in my eyes or anybody elses. oh, maybe i should use font size 14 again.  You know, this does not seam to be getting anywhere, as my ramblings are entirely without thought and connection.  why don't you tell me how much you hate it?  go on... my email address is [email protected] .  i don't know how to make that a thing you can  klick on so if you do, include that in your mail. Or dont...  you just see if i care. well, maybe i do.  wel, yes i definately do.  EMAIL ME NOW! or not...  It realy doesn't make a difference, but it might make my day a lttle bit brighter.  I seem to have an attraction for bad day, i am getting way over my fair share of them.  what a pity, what a pity so anyway...  may be i should give you some more quotes
 

                                   "`...You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had
                                   you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'
                                   `But the plans were on display...'
                                   `On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.'
                                   `That's the display department.'
                                   `With a torch.'
                                   `Ah, well the lights had probably gone.'
                                   `So had the stairs.'
                                   `But look you found the notice didn't you?'
                                   `Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked
                                   filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying
                                   "Beware of The Leopard".'"

that would be the main charachter of THE BOOK extolling the methods of the local planning department.

                                   "`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer,
                                   `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

Now he is being conviced to drink three pints of beer at lunchtime on what was to be his last day on earth.  maybe i should put the whole rubber chichen up my nose.  It might taste good.  youknow, if i went to sleep once in a while, i might have better days?  Naaaaa....  why would i want to do a silly thing like that?  i  should instead stay up all night playing simcity or reading DOUGLAS ADAMS.  I could put the radio play for the hitchikers guide tot the galexy on the internet where you could download it.  but, that might be illegal.  so? well, you could get in trouble.   they might take my computer away.  oh no. OH NO.  what a pitty.  maybe i should start a new paragraph.  Ok, here it goes...

    I am so glad that school is out.  I do not like school because it is ever so boring.  The other reason or should i say reasons are that i get to see the new starwars movie now, and i get to spend more time asleep.  have i mentioned my life plan?  My life plan is to:

EAT

SLEEP
AND

SURF THE INTERNET

PRETTY good huh?  i forgot to tell you that for the first quote the brithish people use the word torch instead of flashlight for us americans.  did that make sense?  i was just trying to say that it will make more sense if you think flashlight instead of torch in that quote.  oh dear, i was back at size twelve again.   maybe i should stay that way, so that i will not have to keep changing it. who thinks that i have way to much time on my hands.  vote on it by sending me email.  i personally think that i dont have quite enoug, but that it is also my opinion that size fourteen is better.  maybe i should trim off the edges so that it will l fit in a normal size browser window.oh, i fugured out how to make thelink email me.  se it now and email me @ [email protected] now could you visit my sponsor.  the money i make will go tward my education and maybe my spelling.  besides, its a good idea