: U'hee hee hee!
Welcome to my home, "The Domain of Ultros!" This site is dedicated to the
biggest and baddest of the Squaresoft RPG's. "WHAT?!?", you say. "The BAD
GUYS? WHY would we EVER want to here about THEM??" Think about this: Edgar,
Cyan, Terra, Gau, Locke, Gogo, Shadow, Setzer, Celes, Umaro, Strago, Relm.
Where would these people be without Kefka and Gesthal? What would they
have done if I hadn't been around to train them in becoming heroes? What
would they be doing now? Whatever it is, I'll betcha it would be pretty
darn BORING!!! Yup! It's us bad guys who make the good guys cool!
: Yeah! Without
dopes like Ulty, who would I get to beat up regularly?
: HEY! Who
let you in? Get outta here!! You're NOT a bad guy so LEAVE! NOW! PRONTO!!
: ........................
Make me Squid Breath!
: N'yah! Take
this!!!!
(VICIOUS FIGHT SCENE ENSUES)
Ultros:
Ah ha!
Sabin:Grrrr.....
Ultros:
U'hee hee hee!
Sabin: Ack! That tickles!
Ultros:
Yes, Indeedy!
Sabin: Urk.... I'm gonna LOSE?? Time to call my friends!
(VICIOUS FIGHT SCENE ENDS)
: U'hee! I've
got you now, Sabin!! Ha ha!!
(Closes in to finish off Sabin)
: Yikes! *whistles*
HEY GUYS!!!! BAD GUY!!!
: HA HA! You're
too late!!!!! Who can POSSIBLY save you now?!?
:
HOW ABOUT US?
: .......................
Life is REALLY bad to me.........
(GRATUITOUS ULTROS BEATING SCENE)
Ultros:
Hey! Ow! Not the tentacle! Oof! Ack! NO DANCES!!!! Aaargh! Whazzat CHAINSAW
for? Aiiieeee! Put down the
sword!!!!!! Not in the EYE!!! Hey! You're dealing
with Octopus Royalty!!!!!!
(GRATUITOUS ULTROS BEATING SCENE ENDS)
: ...................ouch..................
: Hey Ulty!
See ya next week!
(Sabin Leaves)
: ...... Well.....
okay! Now boys and girls, we can continue with this site!!!! Enter my Domain
and you'll soon be having fun with the greatest of all the Villans!!!!!