The Doctor's Office

The Doctor's Office

Dr. Dick Pound

In my first case in replacing Fox Mulder, I decided to investigate the very serious, and numerous reports of sexual abuse that is occuring in the office of Dr. Dick Pound (former IOC delegate). Pound, who is now a chiropractor, has vehemently denied all allegations that his penis is small...uhh....err...I mean all allegations that he has been sexually abusing his patients. He refused to comment on the current situation, however, his good friend Norway had this to say

"Listen, I know him, and he tries to keep his personal, and professional life apart ok? I love.....err.....his work ethic.....he should have been the HNIC for the IOC...hehe, hey that rhymes..."

His university proffesor, Dr. Ramdat Ho, had this to say,

"Ahh yes, Mr. Pound. Fine student, he was a bit fruity, a little rough around the edges, but he came around."

I was getting no where...fast. I needed some more evidence to charge this fraud. So I contacted some special undercover agents, Gary "Ju vant dis?" Johal, and Detective Poon Singh. It was decided that Johal would wear a wire, and pretend to be a patient, while Poon used his infra-red camera to see what was going on inside.

Johal: Hello Doctor

Dr. Pound: Why hellooooooooo nurse!!!!!!!!!!

Johal: what?

Dr. Pound : uhh....I mean, hello there Gary!

Johal: yeah..hi

Dr. Johal: What can I do you for?

Johal: WHAT??

Dr. Pound:...dahh.....I mean...what can I do for you....?

Johal: it's my back

Dr. Pound: right then, ass it is...

Johal: No doc, my back is giving me some serious problems.....

Dr. Pound: Yeah, that ass looks like it needs to be worked in.

Johal: WHAT??

Dr. Pound: Are you sure, your not having any colon problems I could take care of?

Johal: That's IT!! I'm leaving!!!

Dr: Pound: Ok, I'm sorry....I ....i....was thinking about something else.....please excuse me

Johal: well, ok....you see doctor, I blew out my back yesterd.....

Dr. Pound (interrupting): You know, I think your spinal cord may be twitching Mr. Johal.

Johal: Ok, but why are you massaging my shoulders?

Dr. Pound: Mr Johal, don't worry, it's part of the procedure....just close your eyes.

Johal: Why?

Dr. Pound: Take a deep breath, and let your soul free. Close your eyes.

Johal: Sir....

Dr. Pound: Gary,...I love you

Johal: EXCUSE ME???

Dr. Pound:....uhhh....tah....I me.....I'm jus....just kidding!!

Johal: Oh...ok.

Dr. Pound: Gary....let yourself go....release yourself....you are free......

Johal: Doctor...???

Dr. Pound: Gary....

Johal: ...what......???.....hold...on...

Dr. Pound: Come on baby....

Johal:.....but...ohh.....ohh.....it isn't.......no....it's not right

Dr. Pound:.....uhh....uhh....uhh...yeah....uhh....yeah...yeah...uhh...come on baby...

Johal:.....no.....ohh....ple...please....no....stop....ohhh...

Dr. Pound:....come....uhhh.....who's your daddy.....oohhhh....yeahh.....say my name......say my name!!!!!...

Johal: ohhhh.....doctor!!!.....

Gary Johal was taking too long. So Poon set up his Infra-red camera. And here's what he saw.....


	The Doctor's Office Dr. Dick Pound In my first case in replacing Fox Mulder, I decided to investigate the very serious, and numerous reports of sexual abuse that is occuring in the office of Dr. Dick Pound (former IOC delegate). Pound, who is now a chiropractor, has vehemently denied all allegations that his penis is small...uhh....err...I mean all allegations that he has been sexually abusing his patients. He refused to comment on the current situation, however, his good friend Norway had this to say "Listen, I know him, and he tries to keep his personal, and professional life apart ok? I love.....err.....his work ethic.....he should have been the HNIC for the IOC...hehe, hey that rhymes..." His university proffesor, Dr. Ramdat Ho, had this to say, "Ahh yes, Mr. Pound. Fine student, he was a bit fruity, a little rough around the edges, but he came around." I was getting no where...fast. I needed some more evidence to charge this fraud. So I contacted some special undercover agents, Gary "Ju vant dis?" Johal, and Detective Poon Singh. It was decided that Johal would wear a wire, and pretend to be a patient, while Poon used his infra-red camera to see what was going on inside. Johal: Hello Doctor Dr. Pound: Why hellooooooooo nurse!!!!!!!!!! Johal: what? Dr. Pound : uhh....I mean, hello there Gary! Johal: yeah..hi Dr. Johal: What can I do you for? Johal: WHAT?? Dr. Pound:...dahh.....I mean...what can I do for you....? Johal: it's my back Dr. Pound: right then, ass it is... Johal: No doc, my back is giving me some serious problems..... Dr. Pound: Yeah, that ass looks like it needs to be worked in. Johal: WHAT?? Dr. Pound: Are you sure, your not having any colon problems I could take care of? Johal: That's IT!! I'm leaving!!! Dr: Pound: Ok, I'm sorry....I ....i....was thinking about something else.....please excuse me Johal: well, ok....you see doctor, I blew out my back yesterd..... Dr. Pound (interrupting): You know, I think your spinal cord may be twitching Mr. Johal. Johal: Ok, but why are you massaging my shoulders? Dr. Pound: Mr Johal, don't worry, it's part of the procedure....just close your eyes. Johal: Why? Dr. Pound: Take a deep breath, and let your soul free. Close your eyes. Johal: Sir.... Dr. Pound: Gary,...I love you Johal: EXCUSE ME??? Dr. Pound:....uhhh....tah....I me.....I'm jus....just kidding!! Johal: Oh...ok. Dr. Pound: Gary....let yourself go....release yourself....you are free...... Johal: Doctor...??? Dr. Pound: Gary.... Johal: ...what......???.....hold...on... Dr. Pound: Come on baby.... Johal:.....but...ohh.....ohh.....it isn't.......no....it's not right Dr. Pound:.....uhh....uhh....uhh...yeah....uhh....yeah...yeah...uhh...come on baby... Johal:.....no.....ohh....ple...please....no....stop....ohhh... Dr. Pound:....come....uhhh.....who's your daddy.....oohhhh....yeahh.....say my name......say my name!!!!!... Johal: ohhhh.....doctor!!!..... Gary Johal was taking too long. So Poon set up his Infra-red camera. And here's what he saw.....