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To be honest I have no idea why I am not normal-I only know that I am not. I have fell down a mountain,I have had 5 broken ankles {which is tough when you only have 2 to start with } I was beaten by a midget once, I was stung over 50 times by an angry horde of Bees, I ran over my own car with my other car, I have a wife that doesnt cook- except for one time when I got food poisoning and almost died, I had something called a Twisted Testicle-which believe me is not the name of a rock group-it is a medical condition that I dont even want to think about,I knocked my best friend off a ladder and almost killed him,and I have real funny hair. Yet I somehow survive. Please E-mail me and tell me what you would like to hear as I am new at this!!! Later, Bigplum
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