The Secret Poop Song Webpage!

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=130 BGCOLOR="#CC3300" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="05f25821dvmwjc.gif"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFCCB2" FACE="Arial" ><B><IMG SRC="05e32320.gif" border=0 width="50" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">  </B></FONT><B>The Secret Poop Song Webpage!</B></div> <bR> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFFFCC" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="05dd2272ezwnvf.gif"> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0615c9e0.jpg" border=0 width="92" height="158" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Denny Looking His Best!</B></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=350 BGCOLOR="#FFFFCC" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <I>The Secret Poop Song Webpage!</I></div> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stanza 1"><U>Stanza 1</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id5.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stanza 2"><U>Stanza 2</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stanza 3"><U>Stanza 3</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id7.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stanza 4"><U>Stanza 4</U></A></div> <div> <I>Congratulations!</I><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >  You have found the secret link in our web page!  This site is all of the unusual stuff we wouldn't normally publish.  The most important is the Poop Song.  </FONT></div> <bR> <div> While we were in Mexico, Christine and I contracted a case of Montezuma's Revenge in spite of the many percuations we took.  So, we wrote a song about the experience.  It can be rather, uh, lowbrow humor...so read at your own risk.  It follows along with Picture of Dennis in San Francisco.  Enjoy!</div> <bR> <div> The Song is to the tune of </div> <div> "Oh What a Night!"</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>