The rapper who once stole our hearts with his cries for prayer and "Hammer Time" sadly has become bankrupt. It seems that he is not "Too Legit to Quit" nor will he ever "Turn this Mutha' Out" again. However, he has released a new album which includes the track "Hammer Music." We will never forget the M. C. Hammer who wore his parachute pants and did the Hammer Dance across the stage for countless screaming fans, for he will always be our very own hero. He inspired us to stay in school, to eat the last cookie in the cookie jar, and most importantly, to always rhyme our rap lyrics. Sure, this may be a controversial view of the Hammer, but if you think I'm wrong then you're sure making the Communists happy. That's just what they have programmed you to believe...