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The rapper who once stole our hearts with his cries for prayer and "Hammer Time" sadly has become bankrupt. It seems that he is not "Too Legit to Quit" nor will he ever "Turn this Mutha' Out" again. However, he has released a new album which includes the track "Hammer Music." We will never forget the M. C. Hammer who wore his parachute pants and did the Hammer Dance across the stage for countless screaming fans, for he will always be our very own hero. He inspired us to stay in school, to eat the last cookie in the cookie jar, and most importantly, to always rhyme our rap lyrics. Sure, this may be a controversial view of the Hammer, but if you think I'm wrong then you're sure making the Communists happy. That's just what they have programmed you to believe...



Hammer as the Communists want you to see him



The KGB is holding a gun to his head but you just can't see it because it is to the side of the camera.


Hammer and his homie expose their smelly pits in a desperate attempt to kill the Soviets.


Hammer may be dominated by Communists, but he sure doesn't have to like it.

Interesting Hammer Links

Remember the Taco Bell commercial from Halftime of the Superbowl??

These pants concealed the equipment the Russians forced him to wear so he could spy on us.

The perfect place to visit if you want to be like Hammer and file bankruptcy.

That's why we pray...

You won't find any information on Hammer here--that is still classified material.


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