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Clinical Updates . . . 9:21 a.m. July 24, 2001

THREE CLINICAL WORKS HIT MUSEUM WALLS: THE RESULTS: WE HAVE A WINNER!

Good morning Clinicland, Uncle B here again to update the world on current events, which are a lot lately, so excuse our lag on updates while we search for a webmaster with Clinical qualities. First, on July 13th, I was married to my lovely bride Amy and the next day we hopped on a jet and flew to New Orleans, where we had the times of our lives. Meanwhile, Clinic slides were juried and three pieces were accepted for the All Area Show at the Saginaw Art Museum, an exhibit of Michigan talent. Because I was on my honeymoon, I was unable to make the opening of the exhibit, which took place on July 19th. Ethan and Frank were able to attend the opening, and they told me the good news on a cell phone call at my hotel in the French Quarter just minutes after they returned from the museum. First, the accepted pieces were as follows (you can click the above thumbs for larger versions of the photos): The Cortex: A portrait of the Godhead, which was accepted as a work by Frank. We'll talk more about that later, after the exhibit ends. This marked a highpoint in The Cortex's exhibiting career, making it the most exhibited piece of artwork that The Clinic has to talk about. We were all very proud of it getting this acceptance, and that is why it is the first thumbnail posted above. The second piece, Further Investigations into the Nature and Origin of the Darvon Waterfall III by Ethan was the actual piece that won a prize. The prize was for Best of Pencil on Paper, and the happy-go-lucky Ethan took home the $400 prize. I was very excited when I heard this news, and knew that this marked a new beginning for our organization. The third piece accepted was my own drawing, The Psychedelic Pig. Though it didn't win a prize, this accomplishment has lifted my spirit up in many ways, and to say the very least would be to say that this is a very proud moment for all of us here at The Clinic. The very day after returning from New Orleans, my new wife and I raced to Saginaw to see the splendor. What we found was that this exhibit was VERY well organized and arranged. Overall, the works that were hanging were VERY good in both technical skills, originality, and overall compositional conformity. I was impressed with the art direction of the Saginaw Art Museum on this exhibit, as well as the last exhibit, which we seen while personally submitting the slides the previous month. Overall, I was taken in by the composition of the layout of the whole exhibit; but most impressive was the fact that we had a piece hanging in each of the three gallery rooms in the upper level of the museum. The museum itself is located on the corner of Michigan Avenue and Remington Street in Saginaw, Michigan. For more show information, call the Museum at this number: 989-754-2491. The people there are very kind, and they are always more than happy to talk to potential show-goers.

This is a small photo of the back of the picturesque museum, which is actually a fully restored mansion that was converted into a museum by the original curators. Posters, fine art prints, and actual size reproductions are available of these three pieces, as well as just about any Clinical work seen on this site. Email us if you would like to purchase a print or poster. The All-Area Show will be there until August 19th, so get up to Saginaw if you want to see this wonderful exhibit in person.

Clinical Updates . . . 11:58 p.m. June 14, 2001

CLINIC POSTERS AND FINE ART PRINTS ARE HERE!!!

Anyone interested in purchasing a poster or fine art print should EMAIL US with the name of the image. Currently, the following posters and fine art prints are available (watch this website for online ordering which will be available with our new online gift shop):

* Decapimator Plate IV by Ethan Daniels
* The Psychedelic Pig by B. Strong
* The Module of Cognitive Extrotervism by Ethn Daniels
* 13 Dead Musicians Limited Edition 1000 by B. Strong
* The Cortex (and coming soon: Actual Size Reproductions of The Cortex on Photo gloss
* The Bottom Left Central Panel of An Antipode
* Foreplay of Afterthought by Frank Synowicz
* Spontainious Generation by Frank Synowicz
* Substance of Unworldly Dreams by Frank Synowicz

Clinical Updates . . . 4:20 p.m. June 7, 2001

The Fifth Live Exhibit of Clinical Works . . .

Welcome to the place where everything we create becomes public domain. Hello friends, Uncle B here to personally announce the fifth Clinic exhibit. The exhibit is scheduled for June 15 - July 31 and will be presented at Annette's Place in Downtown Clio, Michigan. This is my hometown, which is the primary reason for the exhibit. The exhibit will feature works that might not ordinarily be seen in Clinic exhibits. The Cortex will also be there, as will be some fine art prints of some select clinical works. Yes, you heard it right; we now have posters and fine art quality reproductions of our artwork available at actual size and even BIGGER than actual size. This exhibit will be the premiere for our first line of posters and fine art reproductions. So if you are somehow trapped in the obscure location of Anywhere, Michigan, you should take a road trip up to the quiet town of Clio, if you can find it, and check this exhibit out.

Other News . . .

There are only about a dozen or so Clinical Recording Session Version 3.0 available. This was a 200 CD series of the up and coming release. The release date has been bumped to an unspecified date due to an overload on the mainboard at Clinic central. The 200 cd's known as "Version 3.0" flew out of the door so fast that I heard sound blurbs echoing in the hallway for two days before and after the series was stamped out. Several CDs were mailed to various points around the globe, as well as a few that were hand carried out west to Cali by our esteemed colleague Matt. Matt - if you're out there in the desert, save me a hit of that bar :) He gave us a report from the desert, and everything sounded good.

And Finally . . .

The Clinic will be offering prints and posters very soon, so watch for a revamped website, and the opening of the Clinic Online Gallery - A Virtual Gallery Experience, as well as The Clinic Gift Shop, which will be the place where you can order all your favorite clinical images printed on an array of different papers and other things that I can jam into this giant printer. Have a great weekend everyone, this is the last update until the site is completely overhauled.

Clinical Updates . . . 4:20 p.m. March 15, 2001

Clinial Recording Sessions Version 3.0 Pre-Release

If you haven't seen the music section of our website thus far, you need to go there now, because for a limited time, our first CD is fully downloadable. All of the music (in mp3 format) and artwork needed to make your own Clinical CD is there. This CD is nearing completion. The Final Release Date is set for the first day of summer. Be cooler than the guy down the street by downloading the latest pre-release edition right here on The Clinic's Web Portal. Get to the music by clicking HERE now!

Clinical Updates . . . 4:20 p.m. March 2, 2001

Prints and Posters of Clinical Works

Welcome Clinic admirers. We are happy to announce that we will be offering ACTUAL SIZE CORTEX REPRODUCTIONS, amoung other prints. Our prints will be of the highest quality, printed on the finest media available today. We will also have several posters available for sale, particularly, 13 Dead Musicians and detail shots of The Cortex and An Antipode. The launching of our print and poster online store is scheduled for June 21, 2001. If you want to keep informed, get on our email list today by emailing us at

[email protected]

The December Updates:

Several short stories are now available in the Writing Section, read it here first and free, as always.

There are two new scans in the 2000 gallery, click HERE to check them out.

Well, that is all for now. Thank you for tuning in. I will update things as they happen.

-b. strong

The August Updates:

The Fourth Stand Alone Fine Art Exhibit of The Clinic's visual art will be held September 1st through September 31, 2000 at The Coffee Beanery on Main Street in downtown Rochester, Michigan. For more information, email us at [email protected].

The Cortex: A Portrait of the Godhead has been updated. This long awaited update features a stunning photo of this masterpiece plus 3 detail shots taken with a 35mm camera.

The Stack has been updated with the following images re-loaded:
- The Premeditation of Nonexistance.
- An untitled piece by Ethan that he has been working on for a long while. This image has been made into a clickable image map so that viewers can see three different close ups of the painting.

The image Sabastian was added to the recent 2000 gallery. This is a watercolor by Ethan of his son Sabastian.
- The following images were added to The Stack, our works in progress section. Find them easily with the links below:

High Quality Details of An Antipode are also on The Stack page, go HERE, then scroll down to Antipode Progress to view them.
The June Updates:
Better scans of the following images were uploaded:

Writing and other Updates:

Braden's Section II of his Y2K Poetry Book was added.
Confession from the Crack, a new short story by Braden, was added.
The Exquisite Corpse gallery has been modified with better scans of the old EC's and scans of new EC's.
A new gallery, The Y2K gallery has been added with images of the most recent works completed by Clinic members.
Finally, more recent photos have been taken of An Antipode, a MUST SEE.
Yet another new gallery has been added to the website. The Stack, as we like to call it, is a running archive of works in progress. Check here frequently to see what we are doing to occupy our time. Besides images of some of our paintings that are in progress, you can also download and read literary works in progress.

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