Happy Noodle Boy VS. The World (You know who's gonna win)

Johnny is your typical troubled teenager coping with the loss of idealism and growing up in a cold, hard world. Fortunately, he's found ways of dealing with the ignorance that surrounds him. If it sucks, he kills it! Hurray! Well, maybe he's not so typical after all. Not only does he have to deal with acceptance in his obnoxious community, but he has a blood drinkin' wall and multiple personalities that embody themselves in styrofoam cut-outs of the Pilsbury Dough Boy & the head of a dead rabbit! Heh heh heh. Got to love it, right? Follow Nny through his trials, tribulations, & frequent bloody massacres on his path to understanding exactly where he went wrong.

Sadly enough, Johnny isn't alone in his little comic strip world. He has to deal with a constant stream of asshole's and stuck-up bitches. Sometimes he needs to take a break, so he keeps himself amused by (murder, mutilation, angsty conversations with himself, and) drawing Happy Noodle Boy. HNB is the nonsensical oracle praised by JTHM fans far and wide. He's an opinionated little stick and feels inclined to climb on a soap-box and share his views with passerbys. "Spank my ass and call me Debbie!! Dare not defy my commandmants!!" But anyway, there's a quote page around here somewhere.

Now that you've reached enlightenment, perhaps you'd like to know a bit more about the people (and I use the term loosely) in Nny's world. This also includes our beloved Johnny, of course. Each page shall include a mini (or major, depending on the character) image gallery. Okay, it's not all fun and games now. *whimper* I just found out that some of my fancy table shit doesn't show up on Netscape browsers! Horrors! My choices are either to make Netscape friendly versions of all my pages, or disregard the needs of my audience and leave 'em as they are. Hmmm, what do you think I'm going to do?

This is Jhonen, he is the creator Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. I love him very much. Let's all be very nice to him so he keeps drawing comics for us, kay? I'm hoping that someday he will visit my page. That would make me happy. Then again, so would tickets to the next WWF event in Seattle, but I digress. His boots are very shiny. I like shiny.

Jhonen is cool. His boots shine like beetles.

Now it's time to pay homage to your grand high webmistress thingy, Angel! Mail me donuts, and receive sexual favors!! (You get a kick in the booty if you send me powdered sugar or plain-cake ones.) If no donuts are available, show your appreciation by signing my guestbook or e-mailing me. =) Remember, boys & girls, I missed out on free burgers to finish this page. Appreciate it, dammit!

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