FED UP WITH SURFING?
Then lean back,
undo your belt, girdle
or whatever else is holding back a good belly laugh
let it all hang out
and
Feast your eyes on soaking wet dreams....
Take a deep breath
and relax!
These pages
present Rico Leffanta's photography
et jeu des mots, e.g.,
What do these horny stags have in common?
NO DOE!
MORAL: You can't get in a rut without the doe!
Feeling stessed out?
You will be delighted to know
a new $5,000,000 government study will
unravel the best way to unwind when
you are at the end of your rope
and fit to be tied!
Naturally, dainty women want to know,
"Why not just stop and smell the flowers?"
What possible harm could come from doing that?
Well, what are a couple of punctures along life's road?
For starters, anyone anticipating/avoiding a balloon payment
should keep in mind
it only takes one little prick
to burst a bubble!
Murphy's Law confirms that old red devil (upper left hand corner) has his eye on you!
So life's road gets a little bumpy and you want to get off?
Remember what your father told you!
USE YOUR HEAD!
Well, maybe he said, Be a man!
Take the bull by the horns!"
But when the bull has no horns,
believers shall find a handy alternative!
n.b. (Latin for "A propos de rien")
If you are fed up with telephone marketers spoiling
your supper, here is a telephone message designed to
keep your line so busy no one will get through!
(say it in your best cowboy drawl)
I knew you'd call me
Right when I got in the saddle
Me on a mission of love
And you with some oar to paddle
I could've left you hanging
But I ain't that kind of guy
So shoot your wad in this here box
And I'll get back to you........
...................bye and bye!
Life is easy once you have experience!
Did you know the most successful pick-up line of all time is,
"Hi! I'm Cliff! Why not drop over some time?"
Coroners report it always results in a pick-up!
Of course, when it comes to love, there are other ways to take a fall,
e.g., when
in a cat house, NEVER SAY,
"Pussy got your tongue?"
Consider this:
With all those Chinese donations to
the President's Campaign
And all those Chinese visits to
The White House
How is it possible
The President didn't receive
At least ONE Chinese fortune cookie
predicting:
"Woman offering oral sex
Has loose lips"
?
If you've had enough of this nonsense
and wish to re-acquaint yourself
with the ADAM and EVE story,
or find out what CARESSA BULGE has been doing,
try the