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HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS OR POEM OF THE WEEK
(Copyright 2000)

COLORFUL JOURNEY
Learn to use your rods my dear,
And forget about your failing cones,
And merely rub upon your breasts,
Some colorful new colognes.

And whether your blindness be congenital,
Or just progressive dystrophy,
Do not let it color you such,
That life to you becomes a mystery.

So come into the shade with me,
Where just my love you'll feel and see,
And we'll need not jump each other's bones,
Over just what most would call,
A few unheard or unseen cones,
For we both will then be hearing,
Far more wonderful ethereal tones.

I think too that you'll soon realize,
With fewer cones within your eyes,
That you have for me undying thirst,
A sort of polydipsia,
And you'll forget that you are colorblind,
And your severe achromatopsia.

And when we touch and when we kiss,
Or each other ever miss,
We'll need not scream or ever holler,
And those around us all will know,
That we are but two lovers,
Who are just a bit off color.

Michael Abramson

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