Here are the thumbnails of the artistic masterpieces I have created for your viewing pleasure. These are somewhat simplistic efforts, as I am quite new to this "art" thing. In all honesty, I couldn't draw my way out of a paper bag if you put a gun to my head, though I am pretty proficient at mixing metaphors. So I hope those of who who have made the torturous journey here - enduring the agony of typing the URL in your browser window - feel adequately rewarded for your noble sacrifice of time and effort. (I consider this page to be my very own refrigerator, and I am my own mommy. If all of this doesn't strike you as a rather pathetic attempt to seek gratuitous, sincere, and wholly unsolicited praise of my doodlings, then here is a quarter and I suggest you go buy a clue.)
| My first piece! | My second masterwork. | Here is numero three. |
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| Number 4 - A Sunset | 5 - A great ball of fire | 6 - A desert arch |
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| 7 - A nice bucolic little waterfall | 8 - This image came into my head after someone dared me to lick a toad. Guess I showed him. | 9 - It was a really potent toad. |
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| 10 - A fountain - I am damned proud of this one. | Still Gestating | Just a gleam in my eye, currently |
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If you somehow find a way to turn a buck on any of these - perhaps by extorting money from rich people by threatening to tape their eyeballs open and make them stare at my delights until their brains turn to oatmeal - it certainly would be polite for you to cut me in on the action.