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<body background="_themes/safari/saftextr.html" bgcolor="#000000" text="#CCCC99" link="#CC9900" vlink="#996600" alink="#FF3300"><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td><font face="trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica"> <p> </p> </font></td></tr></table><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top" width="1%"><font face="trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica"> </font></td><td valign="top" width="24"></td><td valign="top"><font face="trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica"> <p> </p> <p align="center"><img src="flower.gif" alt="flower.gif (4669 bytes)" WIDTH="125" HEIGHT="125"></p> <p align="center">hello and welcome to my website!</p> <p align="center">here, you will find an eclectic collection of humor, essays, poetry, rants, bdsm and wicca resources, and personal and celebrity pictures. click the links below navigate, and if you run into any hang ups, drop me a line.</p> <p align="center">if you have any questions or comments, <a href="mailto:merwinball@alltel.net">email the webmaster</a>.</p> <div align="left"></font><table border="2" width="100%" bordercolordark="#996600" bordercolorlight="#CC9933"> <tr> <td width="50%"><font face="trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica"><a href="wiccanresources.html"><img src="pentacle1.gif" width="35" height="32" alt="pentacle1.gif (1052 bytes)"></a> wiccan resources<p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="stories.html"> <img src="fire.gif" width="31" height="36" alt="fire.gif (867 bytes)"></a>  </small></font>campfire stories and other contributions</p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="humor.html"><img src="potty.gif" width="32" height="32" alt="potty.gif (993 bytes)"></a>  </small></font>crappy computer humor</p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="links.html"><img src="lilrainbow.gif" width="32" height="32" alt="lilrainbow.gif (157 bytes)"></a> </small></font>links that no self respecting dyke's site should be without</p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="creativeefforts.html"><img src="coffeecup.gif" width="33" height="33" alt="coffeecup.gif (947 bytes)"></a> </small></font>creative efforts:  a product of my sleep deprived mind.  look, ma! the furniture is talking to me! (constantly under construction)</p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="pointofview.html"><img src="eye3.gif" width="37" height="32" alt="eye3.gif (2358 bytes)"></a> </small></font>my point of view - prozac not included.</p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="smiley.html"><img src="smile1.gif" alt="smile1.gif (220 bytes)" WIDTH="32" HEIGHT="32"></a> </small></font>gratuitous pictures of smiley faces</p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="bdsm.html"><img src="heel.gif" width="33" height="33" alt="heel.gif (1325 bytes)"></a> </small></font>boots and heels and whips that sting:  these are a few of my favorite things. (under construction)</p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="miscellaneous.html"><img src="rose.gif" width="33" height="33" alt="rose.gif (4402 bytes)"></a> </small></font>a rose is a rose is a rose. -gertrude stein.  a collection of miscellaneous stuff is a collection of miscellaneous stuff is a collection of miscellaneous stuff.  -me </font></td> <td width="50%"><font face="trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica"><p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="femme.html"><img src="meicon.gif" alt="meicon.gif (274 bytes)" WIDTH="31" HEIGHT="31"></a> </small></font>a nice little femme picture of yours truly</p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="butch.html"><img src="barber.gif" width="19" height="31" alt="barber.gif (185 bytes)"></a> </small></font>me again, after a visit to the barber </p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="frankie.html"><img src="chili.gif" alt="chili.gif (479 bytes)" WIDTH="45" HEIGHT="32"></a> </small></font>my red hot mamacita, frankie </p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="boys.html"><img src="jelly.jpg" alt="Jelly.jpg (19702 bytes)" width="35" height="35"></a> </small></font>my pride and joy after eating entirely too much candy</p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="cats.html"><img src="cat.gif" alt="cat.gif (1310 bytes)" WIDTH="32" HEIGHT="32"></a> </small></font>the cats who planned to take over the world but somehow took a detour to my front door</p> <p align="left"> </font></td> </tr> </table><font face="trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica"> </div><p align="center"> <a href="opening.html"><img src="flower.gif" alt="flower.gif (4669 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a><a href="wiccanresources.html"><img src="pentacle1.gif" width="32" height="30" alt="pentacle1.gif (1052 bytes)"></a> <font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small><a href="stories.html"><img src="fire.gif" width="25" height="30" alt="fire.gif (867 bytes)"></a> <a href="humor.html"><img src="potty.gif" alt="potty.gif (993 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a> <a href="links.html"><img src="lilrainbow.gif" alt="lilrainbow.gif (157 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a> <a href="creativeefforts.html"><img src="coffeecup.gif" alt="coffeecup.gif (947 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a> <a href="pointofview.html"><img src="eye3.gif" width="34" height="30" alt="eye3.gif (2358 bytes)"></a> <a href="smiley.html"><img src="smile1.gif" alt="smile1.gif (220 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a></small></font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#FFFFFF"><small> <a href="bdsm.html"><img src="heel.gif" alt="heel.gif (1325 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a> <a href="femme.html"><img src="meicon.gif" alt="meicon.gif (274 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a> <a href="butch.html"><img src="barber.gif" width="18" height="30" alt="barber.gif (185 bytes)"></a> <a href="frankie.html"><img src="chili.gif" alt="chili.gif (479 bytes)" WIDTH="42" HEIGHT="30"></a> <a href="boys.html"><img src="jelly.jpg" alt="Jelly.jpg (19702 bytes)" width="30" height="30"></a> <a href="cats.html"><img src="cat.gif" alt="cat.gif (1310 bytes)" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="30"></a> <a href="miscellaneous.html"><img src="rose.gif" width="30" height="30" alt="rose.gif (4402 bytes)"></a></small></font> </font></td></tr></table></body>