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All-purpose, quality WAVs. Great for use
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NBC reporter leaves steamy voicemail
to office sweetheart
Part one
Part two
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Duckman
"What
the hell are you starin' at?"
Enima
bag |
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ThunderCats
Out-takes
Liono
Liono
goofs again
"What
the fuck's a 'somoflange?'" |
Sounds
from the videogame Mortal Kombat
"Sub
Zero wins"
"Fatality"
"Finish
him" |
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Simpsons
Mr.
Sparkle
Mr.
Sparkle II
Mr.
Sparkle III
Mr.
Sparkle IV
Mr.
Sparkle V
Barney's
burp
Barney
"Whoa"
Grampa
Simpson "Ah! Death!"
"I
am evil Homer!"
Mr.
Burns "Yoink"
Mr.
Burns lauging in the shower
Apu
"You cannot hurt a Twinkee"
Spinal
Tap |
Sounds
from the Howard Stern Show
Sam
Kinison "'Ya can't take the heat..."
Stern
"Great googelly-boogelly"
Gilbert
Gottfreid "We're in search of black people"
"Oh
my"
Stern
"Hello, there"
Jackie
laugh
"Shutup!
Sit down!"
Stern's
dad "I told you not to be stupid, ya moron"
Stallone
"Shut up!"
Jackie
"Wagh, wagh" |
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Crowd
chants
"Let's
go"
"Ohh"
Chant
2
Chant
3 |
Radio
chatter
"10-4"
Chatter
2
Chatter
3
Chatter
4 |
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Mad
Tv's Raging Rudolf
"I
should get one of these for my workshop"
"I'm
the capo, now
"Mr.
Freaking Fire PLug"
"Who
the **** am I?"
"Are
you talkin' to me?"
"Who
the **** are you?"
"I'm
Yukon Don Cornellione"
"And
the moral of the story is..." |
SouthPark's
parody of Fat Albert
"Damn,
Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight"
"You
think you slick, you punk-ass..."
"Hey,
hey, hey"
School
in Summertime
Stepdad |
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Music and loops
James
Brown beat
James
Brown beat II
James
Brown beat III
James
Brown IV
Hit
it
Gong
Gong
II
Cycle
of fifths
Injuns
Hyperblade
Hyperblade
2
Hyperblade
3
Hyperblade
4
Hyperblade
5
Hyperblade
5b
Hyperblade
6
Stairs
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Clav
groove
Urban
Blazing
guitar riff
Harp
Phatest
beat ever
Phatest
beat ever lo-fi
Phatest
beat ever II
Phatest
beat ever III
Xylophone
Xylophone
lo-fi
"Anchors
Away" on cuzoo
Magic
Fanfare
II
My
riff
My
riff II
My
riff III
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Jackie
the Jokeman's theme
LooneyTunes
theme
Irish
Jig
Fanfare
III
Fanfare
"Charge"
Ministry's
"New World Order"
Primus'
"Jerry Was a Racecar Driver"
Bus
driver Otto guitar riff
Strings
Music
from the videogame I-76
Another
song from I-76
Tin
Man
Spooky
music
Strange
Music |
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Swearing!
"You
got a fuckin' problem?!"
"Fuck
you"
"WTF
you lookin' at!?"
"Stupid
motherfucker!
FMJ
door gunner "'Cause I'm so fuckin' good"
"WTF
you lookin' at!?" II
Good
sound for when Buddies popup on Instant Messenger
Good
sound when Buddies sign off
George
Carlin "I'll kill the next motherfucker who comes in here!"
George
Carlin "Get the fuck out of here!
George
Carlin "You talk about fun shit"
George
Carlin "Eat me!"
George
Carlin "Millons of dead motherfuckers
George
Carlin "Eat shit, motherfucker!"
George
Carlin "Bada-boom, motherfucker!"
George
Carlin "A noisy one will fuckin' kill you"
George
Carlin "Fuck Mickey Mouse"
George
Carlin "Fuck 'em in the asshole with a big rubber dick"
George
Carlin "Don't bail out on me now, damnit."
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Sounds from the motion picture Fear
of a Black Hat
Movie
intro
"They
say it's the quiet ones..."
Bustacap
Bustacap
2
"We
got some hats now"
FYM
Chillin
"This
is some Horton Hears a Who-type shit"
Da
bomb
"Everybody's
gonna die!
"And
suck my dick"
Granny
sez kick your black ass
Bustacap
3
FYM
3
Freaks
in the house
Doggy
style
"Uh,
the whiteman--no good"
Packin'
and strappin'
"And
this hear is for big motherfuckers"
"We
gonna get dat ass"
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Sounds to spaz to
Giggledy
Tom
& Jerry: Pecos Pest "Crambone"
The
most looney-ass WAV on the entire Internet
Cuckoo
Daffy
Duck, losing his shit
Maniacal
laugh
Gay
hillbilly
Buzzer
Buzzer
3
Ren
& Stimpy "Duh, warf!"
Ren
& Stimpy "Arg!"
Pee-Wee
Herman "Arg!"
Ren
& Stimpy "You are fat!"
Ren
& Stimpy "I will hurt you"
"Uh-oh"
Was
(Not Was) "I'm in Jail"
Was
(Not Was) "I like it here, it's nice"
Was
(Not Was) scream
Liquid
Television (the last cool show to air on MTV) "You're a freak"
Liquid
Television "You're a freak" 2
Liquid
Television (really, it was the last cool show on MTV) "Shut up"
Liquid
Television Joe Normal's chaotic mom
Liquid
Television "I'm going down to Mexico..."
Monty
Python "Eki eki eki"
"You're
uglier than Chelsea!"
Ahooga
Slide
whistle
Ren
& Stimpy "Ah! You eediot!"
Ren
& Stimpy "Oh joy!"
Ren
& Stimpy monkey scream
Laugh
of scorn
Scream
Fred
Flinstone "Youch"
Fred
Flinstone "Yeow"
Boo
Boo "C'mon, wake up"
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Farts, splats, other gross sounds,
and boings
Fart
5
Fart
3
Boing
3
Fart
7
Doink
Splat
2
Splat
Boing
6
Puke
Boing
Fart
2
Fart
4
Fart
6
B'wing
Fart
8
Sumo
fart
Melt
Melt
2
Slosh
Weird
Slamming
splat
Boing
2
Whi-poing
Floop
Boing
5
Puke
Puke
2
Fart
7
Whizz
Belch
Turdy
bubble
Fart
69
Chorus
of farts and plops
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Lo Wang from the videogame Shadow
Warrior
"Ah
ha"
"Ah
so"
"Asskick"
"Burn,
baby, burn"
"Banzai"
"Ancient
Chinese secret"
"Oh,
I think my dingy hanging out"
Drum
loop
"Eat
this, pencil dick"
"Oh,
queer bunny"
Laugh
"Have
fun, little rabbit"
"Holy
cow"
"Holy
shit"
Holy
pieces of shit"
"I
kill you"
"How's
that for Kung-Fu fighting, you chicken shit"
"You
make mistake"
"You
have no honor"
"Snatch
pebble from hand"
"You
look like a stupid"
"Woo-yah"
"Soo-gah"
"Hoo-yah"
"This
is not the way"
Toilet
flush
"Tora,
tora, tora!"
Thisa
not tournament, thisa for real"
"Uguly,
scary snake"
"Shit
face"
"Hey,
what the hell!?"
Somebody
getting whipped
"Who
wanta some Wang?"
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Miscellaneous
Scary
monster screech
Sewer
cap
Water
tinkle
Birds
Fog
horn
Boiling
Slap
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