Dr. Schmoo's Hometown of Avitar

The Avitarian Philosophy
Welcome to Avitar. Avitar is an island where a lot of ridiculous people said "buttness of herplothicas!" and then later decided not to take things so seriously anymore. We do not care what you think about Bill Clinton here. Those topics are left to serious people who have a serious reason for talking about them. Now that that is out of the way, I must tell you that the map on the left is not of Avitar. That map is there for no reason at all except for people to look at it and say, "What the hell is this here for?"
Dining in Avitar
In Avitar, food is very important. That is why we eat these strangely colored peppers. They make us energetic, and therefore more animated. Would you like to try some?
The Outdoors of Avitar
In Avitar, when we look out of our windows we see that landscape on the left. Of course, I may be lying, or you may be really intoxicated and you see something else like Rhubickai jumping off of a sled.
Favorite Links
 
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Doc Dabolu Homepage
Strange music for strange people. Contains more links to other Avitarian sites.

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Avitarian inhabitants
This is where you go to learn about some of the more prominent people who live in Avitar. You may also learn more about the lifestyle here in case you decide to visit for yourself.

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Interactive Avitar
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