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| donate the bile you retain: (waste) |
this page has no general purpose, dedication or loyalty to any particular cause, person or organization. it is a simple reminder that you have been deprived of fundamental skills necessary for day-to-day activities. unfortunately, i am forced to inhale your spent, degenerated breath which, somehow, creates an affiliation between me and yourself.obviously, there are exceptions (since this page targets a generic audience), but don't consider yourself one of them. you are probably giving yourself undue credit. | |||||||||||||||||||
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reasons why you should be infertile: 1. your most notable attribute is drunkenness. 2. you're unconditionally cool. 3. you never should have been born in the first place and therefore you have no right to. 4. your progeny will be the rapist and looter that you are. 5. the outcome of your rape will most likely end up in Congress, inserting your warped and worthless teachings into his/her agenda. 6. your mutant sperm will spark a lethargic, inferior, unheeding race 7. your narcissism will be more prevalent in your offspring then currently present in yourself. 8. your knowledge and perceptive abilities, if made tangible, could neatly fit into a pita-pocket. 9. you will be defecating on my yuletide, bitch. | do not, in any circumstance, spread your seed | |||||||||||||||||||
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reasons to refrain from utilizing basic safety precautions while driving your mobile: 1. you drive a 1982 Peugot 2. your non-friends will think that you sold out 3.good times and safety do not equate 4. roadside impalement is an undeniable novelty 5. self-inflicted pain is generally accepted as fun 6. safety is none of your concern 7. you're drunk...you forgot to! 8. your subsidized lifestyle just became unsubsidized | |||||||||||||||||||
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