2- You buy envelopes, stamps, and baggies in bulk.

3- You fight your spouse for the last stamps because you "have squishies to mail".

4- It's been so long since you cooked, your family thinks microwave dinners ARE home cooking.

5- You've filled up so many punch cards that you have earned a top line sewing machine and the title "Customer of the Millennium" at your local quilt shop.

6- By mistake you send squishies instead of checks with your phone and electric bills.

7- Your family is wearing dirty clothes because you're too busy prewashing fabric to do laundry.

8- You've confiscated all your kids' art supplies so you can design your quilts on paper.

9- Friends and family resort to sending squishies as a means of communicating with you.

10- You carry blank sigs and a pen with you and chase down out of state drivers on the Interstate for their sigs.

11- Your idea of Y2K Preparedness is making sure you cut all your squares before you arrange your swaps.

12-Your dining room table has disappeared beneath a mountain of squishies.

13- Your non-stop use of Y2K quilting terms & single-minded swapping focus makes your Mom think you've joined a Millennium cult.

14- Your family begs you to join a 12-Step program for fabriholics.

15- You're in "squishie withdrawal" since you've finished swapping.....for your last Y2K quilt.

16- You're now on a first name basis with at least one person from every country on the planet.

17- When someone talks about world "peace", you think they said "piece" and start pulling out all your international sigs.

18-Your e-mail address book reads like a UN roster.

19- You tried to swap your first born for 2 SD sigs, 1 AK sig, and a squishie from China.

20- You're getting ready to swap for ANOTHER Y2K quilt.