Yeah, well...um...AIM sucks. Can't put all the thing I want to say in my actual profile. So to keep everything running smoothly I just decided to make a website. Yes, I do know that it is totally lame and pathetic, but....well I've got nothing except I am lame and pathetic. So it all works out! And oh yeah...there is no porn...sorry.

 

Anyway, the point of the profile is to list very funny or very awkward things I've heard so far this year. Most people probably won't find any of them very funny since each comment is out of context but I don't care. I find them funny. At the bottom of the profile there are random messages to people. If one is for you, you'll know it. If you're not sure if one is for you...it probably isn't. And sometime when I get a chance I'm gonna put up some music quotes...I'm not all that sure why, but I feel like it.

The links are in the pull down menu located below."

P.S. sign the guest book.....................please?

The link to sign or view the guestbook is in the drop menu as well.

 

Funny Things:

    1.) Q = Dan

    2.) Even your sister knows that he's a total loser

    3.) It sounded like a choo-choo...it did

    4.) Hey, remember that one time 4 years ago when I lent you a quarter?

    5.) I guess tom's right, I do attract freaks

    6.) He's not a freak, but he's out there

    7.) I could fit an entire samalian family in there

    8.) That's better...the stuffed animal can't run away

    9.) you're dry...at least it's better than being wet (If this was sexual it would definitely belong in the awkward section...unfortunately, it's about humor)

    10.) I suck...why don't you try?

    11.) I remember him...who's cuter?   

    12.) I hope you win all your hockey games this vacation (This was after losing the first game)

 

Awkward Things:

    1.) Put on some pants...I don't want to stare at you in your underwear

    2.) I LOVE my vagina

    3.) Sorry, it's naked time

    4.) "twas in the shower...naked...with my balls dangling and my..."

    5.) Yeah, she has really big tits, all I do is stare at them in sociology

    6.) All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth (said right behind ted siebold)

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quirk: n. A peculiarity of behavior; an idiosyncrasy.

Example:  “Every man had his own quirks and twists”

I STILL SAYS ITS CUTE

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 FYI...the cards really aren't as gay as you think...well that's not true, but at least they were funny.

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