YELLOCET.
A SELF IMPORTANT PAGE SPECIALLY FILLED (LIKE A TANK OF SLUDGE IN A SEWERAGE WORKS) WITH ALL THE LATEST INFO CONCERNING YELLOCET, WHICH APART FROM NOT BEING JUST A BAND, AN INFORMATION SERVICE, AND WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR BANDS TO HEADLINE GIGS IN THE MANCHESTER AREA. SEND US A NOTE ABOUT THIS OR ANY ALIEN COMMUNICATIONS TO THE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW.

AS A SIDELINE WE ARE DOING AN.ALIEN IMMIGRATION SERVICE FROM THE ALIEN OVERCROWDED PLANETS. IN ORDER TO DRAIN THE EARTH'S RESOURCES.

FOR AGREEING TO SMUGGLE ALIENS- $400 ON SUCCESSFULLY SMUGGLING EACH ANY 5 IN THRU ALASKA AND CANADA FROM THE LANDING ZONE AT THE NORTH POLE

If the above is of no interest then here's something even less interesting for most people....A clue: Stay off the E's man!

Or if you need cheering up a bit go here.If that don't work, you may need the Net-Shrink.Windows 3.1 users: Go here

If you have ever been an alien abductee then this could help.