The Interests Of Dave™

            Interest 1:   Chicky-Babes.

Are you a Chicky-Babe, or do you know a Chicky-Babe, who is single and lonely and looking for a red hot love machine to worship and dote upon?  If so, then REJOICE! for your search has ended, as Dave™ is a red hot love machine who is willing to be worshipped and doted upon!  Send a recent nude photo, personal financial statement and disease-free certification here, and you could be one of the few lucky Chicky-Babes chosen to worship and dote upon Dave™.

            Interest 2 :   Terry Pratchett.

Terry Pratchett is a funny man.  He makes Dave™ laugh so hard that stuff comes out of him.  Mr Pratchett writes comic-fantasy books, and if you haven't read any of his work, then do so now.  Right now, buddy!  I mean it!  Drop that toast/forget that homework/get your hand out of those pants, click here, and order 'The Colour Of Magic', Terry Pratchett's first decent book.  Terry Pratchett books are number 4 on the list of Top 10 Reasons Life May Just Be Worth Living After All, and are recommended personally by the entire cast of the sit-com Friends, Nelson Mandela, and God*.

             Interest 3:   Tramping.

Dave™ says: "Get up off that chair, Mr or Ms Lazy, and go tramping!  You'll see amazing scenery such as waterfalls, trees, glaciers, wild spotted mountain grizzly badgers, and maybe even skinny-dipping Swedish lesbians!  (Although that last one is  unlikely).  Tramping is a great way to keep fit and meet people.  Do some today!

            Interest 4:   Self-Gratification.

It's great, isn't it?  If you'd like some, go here.

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*"I laughed so hard stuff came out of me." God.