Proof that the Gundam Wing guys
are really a boy band,
and other quirky things
As you can see in the preceeding photo, the pilots of
Gundam Wing are really nothing more than a "boy band" gone
out of control! Like many teeny-bopper idols before them,
they've reached out into other fields that silly pop singers
really shouldn't touch. But somehow, they've become so wrapped
up in the Gundam thing, that no one can remember what they once were!
But here, I will reveal all about these so-called pilots!
This is what most people think they are.
Pilots of big robots that protect the galaxy.
Yet, you rarely see them all together like this,
and almost never in uniform.
Here they are again, in a typical "boy band" pose.
I believe that you rarely see them together these days
so that the suspicion of their true origin will never
be realized.
For, as is probably becoming very clear, whenever
these guys get together, they automatically fall back
to their roots as "boy band" players and go into these
"heart-throb-magazine" poses no matter what they're doing.
There's more to the story, however.
As well as being a "boy band", the Gundam boys
are also juvenile delinquents who evade the law
at every turn because of their star status. For
example, the photo above was the last view Sparky
the squirrel ever saw before his encounter with the
Gundam boys... *sob* *sob*
Yet, even these lawbreaking mini-thugs get caught once in awhile.
Here they are in detention. Clearly, they are not at all well
behaved. Grease boy never pays attention, Hamster boy talks way
too much, Clown boy is...being strange, Priest boy is physically
abusing the others, and... Well, this photo was taken right before
Psycho boy got Priest boy sent to the hospital.
Despite everything revealed herein, the Gundam boys aren't all bad.
If nothing else, they're good friends.
But clearly, the violent and crazed Psycho boy still
needs to learn how to share.
The rest of the world thinks they know who the Gundam Wing
pilots are. But now, you know the truth. Well...sorta.
Oh, yeah, Pink girl. I think she was once part of the band,
but she got tired of Psycho boy always trying to destroy her
with some giant robot, and getting bruised during concerts and stuff.
Now she just bugs them.
Heh...Priest boy promised not to sue me or
destroy me with giant robots if I included one evil
ponytail pic. Have a nice day. ^_^;
