Once upon a time there was a union of Space Cadets, which we both used

to attend. Greg was the hardworking, good cadet and Phill was his opposite counterpart

The Evil Emporor Of Laziness!

During a skirmish with another platoon of trainee cadets they united and became

almighty victors of the battle!!

But, in order to become full-on Space Marines they had

to attend a 3 day training camp. It was during this time that the alliance between

them strengthened. They were forced to work together in order to acheive

mutual goals. Which they succeeded in with great effect.

In celebration of their success they became intoxicated many times within small time

periods, it was during these intoxication sessions that they started to lag with

their activeness and attentiveness - They became the glorious Phill and Greg!!!!

Now not many people know what they do, it is believed by many that

they sit around and plan the corruption of the past. Be aware they

are a strong influence on potential newcomers - should they spot you, you've had it!

They will transform you into the laziest, most inactive form of

life they can before feeding you an ancient substance know as 'PIZZA'

GOOD LUCK IN AVOIDING THEM YOU WILL NEED IT!!!