About Me...

Well, my name is Matt and I'm 18 years old. I'm an Electricians apprentice. I've got a great girlfriend named Leah who I've been with for 3 and a half years. I drive a piece of shit 1987 Toyota Camry. I like hanging out with my friends Leah, Gus, Scott, and Joe. I wanna get a band together, I have a singer, 2 guitarists and a bassist, I need a drummer. Any takers? I wish... really good metal drummers are hard to fucking come by. Music is a big part of my life. Metal kicks ass. Pantera is the best fucking band on earth, and if you don't like it, eat shit. Oh, and you can talk to me on AOL Instant Messenger if you so please, I'm "CFH Becoming"

That's my tat, it ain't filled yet.

This Shit Hole

This is basically my place to fuck off. It will get funnier as time goes on, I'm just not in a funny mood right now. I'll fill it with links to things I like, and my random nuggets of joy. Oh yes, I'm excited...Can't you tell? (Sarcasm is so hard to get across in typed form)

Uzziel Approved Links

My CD List - It never stops, it just keeps getting bigger, like that tongue on the Twilight Zone.
Gus's Page - My brother in weight.
MulletsGalore.com - Catch the fever....
Bridgewater State College - New Home of the Queen
OOH! OOH! - Congratulations are in order...You may proceed
WWF - No, not the World Wildlife Foundation you moron. Good ol' rasslin'.
Pantera - THE site of THE band. Kneel mortals.
SeemsLikeSalvation - The best place for news on bands from nothing records.
Fear Factory - Another one of the best bands in the world.
Rocko and Birdsey - Two Fatasses just like me and Gus. Funny bastards.
IGN - This site has everything, video games, wrestling, movies.
Maxim - The BEST Men's magazine that isn't porno. Mmmm....Maxim...Auggghhh *drools*
Joe Cartoon - The funniest site with animal cruelty that I've seen.
Weird Sites - A collection of links to funny sites...Hey, that bastard is copying me. Oh well, he's better at it.
Roy - This guy will kick your ass.
Me - My Email address, send me mail you ungrateful people.

Uzz's Final Thought

I think that I should get paid to do what Jerry Springer does, that sonofabitch. What makes him special?! I can do that. Bastard. I want to hear "MATTY! MATTY! MATTY!" Ok, so maybe not Matty, but something else catchy and chantable. Well I must go and play with my fireworks, hopefully I'll at least have 70% of my fingers left when I'm done.

Ta Ta,
Uzziel