Thank you for your inquiry about "Mike's Funnies," a free on-line publication which is a compilation of general humor, jokes, links, poems, and whatever I may choose to send for your enjoyment. Please know that some of the content in my newsletter is adult in nature and rated R and therefore requires a disclaimer from you before I can add you to my mailing list. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 TO RECEIVE THE FUNNIES! It will only take a minute of your time ~ and as soon as I receive the required information, your first issue of "Mike's Funnies" will be on its way and in your mailbox in no time! I know this is a pain but thank AOL for this hassle. Also be advised that the Funnies are formatted on AOL5.0 which means that those of you not on AOL will not be able to see the graphics that I use. It will in no way affect the humor. That will still be as warped as ever. I am working on posting the Funnies to my website. Then everyone will be able to see them just as the AOL people do now. I am currently publishing on Monday, Wednesday & Friday. I also have a completely separate mailing called "Mike's Weekend Funnies" which requires a separate consent form. There is a subscription link in the Funnies each time I send them out. The Weekend Funnies are all cartoons usually of an adult nature. Check them out if you'd like.
Instructions:
Use this link to open an email blank pre-addressed to me. Then copy the consent form below and paste it in the new mail, answer the questions and send it to me.
Click here ------> Mike, Here's My Consent Form (or mail to [email protected])If you need help with the copying and pasting here are instructions -----> BaddTeddy Tutorials - Cut & Paste, Files and Hyperlinks or http://www.baddteddy.com/tutorials/cutpaste.htm This is a very helpful website!!
Now, this is what I need from you: (Not to worry! It will only take a minute!) NOTE: This information remains confidential. The only people having access to this information will be me !!!
MAKE SURE THAT YOU USE THE LINK ABOVE (Mike, Here's My Consent Form) DO NOT RETURN TO THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS UNLESS IT WAS ME. THAT WILL ONLY DELAY YOU RECEIVING MIKE'S FUNNIES. Thank you!
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1. Provide your first name only- ________
2. Say that you are requesting my mailings!-__________
3. Type the email address where you want to receive the Funnies (this consent form must be sent from there )- ____________
4. State that your age (I hate to be nosey but I need to know)- _______ Answers like "old enough" or "older than 18" can't be accepted. I'm sorry but it is necessary to protect my AOL account. Thanks.
5. Say that you know that "Mike's Funnies" may contain ADULT HUMOR and is sometimes rated
"R"- ___________
6 Please say that you agree NOT to send to AOL TOS but instead will send an email asking to be removed from my mailing list should anything ever offend you (allowing at least 72 hours for removal)-_________
7. Please tell me what state you live in if you're in the US (or what country you live in if you're NOT in the US) This is just for kicks & giggles to see how many different states or countries that the Funnies reach ___________
8. Please tell me who sent you to Mike's Funnies- ______________________
9. I agree to give Mike my 1st born girl child or my teenage daughter, or me (whichever he prefers...females only...LOL)_______ [notice this isn't in blue & is not required in order to receive the Funnies but it helps feed my ego & spur me on to keep doing the Funnies since I get no pay what-so-ever]
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Please note that this disclaimer applies to your entire AOL account, but the mailing will only be sent to the screen name requesting to be added to the mailing list. Once I receive the information, your FREE subscription to "Mike's Funnies" will be on its way! Feel free to IM me or e-mail with suggestions---jokes---tips -- hints--links--or any thing you think that will be fun for the group! Again, thank you for taking the time to do this and I do hope you enjoy! The 8 things in blue must be filled out (COMPLETELY) for me to process your request! Due to a tremendous increase in requests to be added it may take me a few days to get you added but hang in there, it'll be worth it, I promise. If it isn't you can always get back every dollar you paid.....LOL Thanx....Mike
Anxiously awaiting your reply,
Miles of Smiles, ™
Mike
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