Mike, editor of Mike's Funnies

OK, ok..some of you asked for it so here it goes. This is the first bio of the editors of Mike's Funnies. So far, all my Assistant Editors are ladies and someone may say, "Ladies first." Well, screw that...this is my publication so I'm going first. (Down girls..just kiddin' around) So, I started out as a child. I was born in 1951 (you do the math~it's too painful for me) in Reading, Pa, the Pretzel City and current Factory Outlet Capitol of the World. (Really...no kidding) I graduated from Penn State. I've been in the propane gas industry for over 25 years...Hank Hill is my idol. I currently sell propane and propane accessories (well really just the accessories, wholesale) for a large Midwestern company. I live in Toledo as in "Holy Toledo, Batman" I'm a MASHaholic so I go to Tony Packos every chance I get. I've met "Radar" twice & seen Jamie Farr & William Christopher in person. I'm recently divorced. Ever since I was a kid I thought I was going to die when I was 39 and here I am. If I'd have known that I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. For fun I love Classic Rock (I used to manage a rock band that I'm sure you've all heard of....The Blue Fox Menagerie. I'm sure you're tappin' your toes to some of our music right now), reading mysteries, boating (see pic above), Dolfins (it's spelled this way for a reason) and uhhhh, let's see there was something else, uhhhh...well ... uhhh.. Never mind. Let your imagination run wild. I'm told that I'm a funny guy and should be on the radio. That way they can shut me off. I make jokes to make up for a lack of hair or something else. Yes, I am horizontally gifted, as well. Well, hell that's enough already. Oh one more thing. I'm searching for a Head Editor...yes we really specialize here at Mike's Funnies. Inquire within!