I do not like today

OJ courtesy of JT yo, let's get this started ...

I do not like today
"Why?" you ask, and to you I'll say 
J.M. cd where do you lay?
Sushi-making please come out and play
Poster I bought twice that I must pay
Freakin lab I have to perform oy vey
I would rather much be rolling in hay
Why does Doris think I'm gay? Because I'm not, okay?!?
I cannot wait 'til school finishes in May oh oh YAY.

I do not like today (X4)

Now turn over the mic to OJ
Cuz you know he has something he wants to say
Being a stud 24/7 all day
Wearing a speedo, impressing the ladies that come his way
Pimping his hoes and drinking chardonnay 
Do you know he can also speak francais?
Oui oui je m'apelle o-li-vi-er
Je suis un garcon tres sexy je sais
J'ai un fille chinoise qui aime manger
Tout le temps ... elle veut diner anyway
Back to english ok? gotta go write an essay
But I promise you I will be back someday
And maybe, maybe I'll make you say
Today is lovely, unlike yesterday
I do like today, I DO like today
Cuz it's a holiday, it's your birthday
 
Hurray, hurray
It's my birthday it's your birthday (X2)
 
I'm reppin 217 as player and DJ
So cut me some slack and give this track some airplay
Hey got a question, ever have one of those days?
When everything just doesn't ever want to go your way?
Well I have, and I hate feeling gray
So do you know what I do to improve my day?
I rap and I nap and I fly away
To a place where I can date my hot T.A
Oh DAMN she's so fine with her nice display
Could I get some sextra credit after class one day?
I put that down as I finished up her survey
I turned it in and started to pray
 
Oh please give me the keys to her heart someday
So I can try to convince her to runaway
With me so that we could have the perfect day
The perfect day, the perfect day (X2)

It's a beautiful day! With my T.A., as we lay in bed to start off the day 
It's a beautiful day! It's the remix, the extended version okay?
It's a beautiful day! With my T.A., as we lay in bed to start off the day 
It's a beautiful day! The sun is shining and life is good today
Yeah, it's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful day
Yeah, life is good today, life IS good today