I thought you were a nice girl I used to see it in your eyes I thought you were a nice girl But now it's just lies Just when I thought everything was going great I was met with this overwhelming hate I asked myself "What did I ever do, Franny?" To cause you to treat me so horribly Even though our little war is lame We both know our feelings are pretty much the same We're mad, disappointed to say the least I must say you've turned into quite a beast Warning me out of the blue just for fun I wonder when your little game will be done? I'm so hurt especially after your visit To U of I on homecoming weekend was it? Haha we kicked your ass so bad in football But does that help our current situation at all? No it doesn't so listen to what I have to say I hope you feel bad for what you did today Cuz you always think what I say is funny But can you ever take me seriously? Still fighting, bickering late into night I wonder if we'll ever get it right I thought you were a nice girl I could see it in your eyes I thought you were a nice girl But now it's just lies Narf narf oh narf you're still up so late You'll never get your beauty sleep at this rate Now you're the one who's telling me to sleep But how about that oath you promised to keep? "Oh I'm tired and I'm going to bed" But you're still on AIM even though that's what you said So go to sleep, or else you'll feel dead Do you really need someone to tuck you into bed? I would, Wook would, but we're both not there So better go to sleep before the monsters scare I'm coming to get you so better watch out I better not catch you roaming about You bad bad girl you deserve to be punished Is seven to eight hours something you can't accomplish? So who's your daddy who's gonna beat you to submission? It's gotta be OJ cuz that's his mission Who's your daddy? You know it's me. Who's your daddy? It's gotta be me. I imagine you as a sabertooth tiger Ready to pounce and bite with all your anger I know you've been waiting to pop for years So uh oh ... the narf monster is here Preying on college boys and keeping them awake While you're still up, can you bake me a cake? Cuz a girl has to cook and clean like she should Trust me if a guy had the time he would So stop the complaining and stop the bitchin? You know that your place is in the kitchen Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? You know it's me. It's gotta be me. I thought u were a nice girl I thought u were a nice girl