(One, Two, One, Two, Three, Four!)
I don't wanna urinate on myself
I don't wanna urinate on anyone else
But I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore
Well, I guess that all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess that all depends (undergarments)
Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear
I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go!)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go!)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say
But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Step back into life (go, go!)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care
If I don't have a load in my underwear