My mom is not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before
Now she is so damned masculine
I open my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's not quite the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor
My mom's a transvestite