The Sea

You get cold fast realising that this is a dumb idea, you see a light at the other side of the sea and instead of going back to the beach and speaking to the silly students you just carry on swimming onto France.

When you get to France you realise that the people over here don't speak english, or any other sensible language, so you decide to move on to Spain where the people are hostile, so again you move onto Portugal, where the beer is cheap and you drink too much and end up way too drunk sitting on a port.

Three ships come up and you have a choice of which vessel to go on.

The first is going back to Jolly on England.

The second is going to Greece.

The third is going to the Wombles Secret Lair.

Click on the above NOW or lot's of fish will swim into your bath and make everything smelly.

Come on.

What are you doing down here the options are above you silly person.