Ken was in his control chamber brooding
over the destruction of yet another Dark Tower. He was about to go home
when the Black Digivice alerted him that two of the Digidestined were still
moving about.
Ken shifted his attention to the closest monitor to their location. Unfortunatly, all it showed was a river with a shower-sized waterfall. But he could hear them.
Hikari: Boy, that last battle sure was a dirty one. And I mean in more ways thanone.
Miyako: Tell me about it. How am I going to explain getting this dirty to my parents?
Hikari: That's why we're going to rinse off in this river.
Ken's eyes widened and he started to blush a bit.
Wormmon: Emperor? Are you all right?
Ken: Uh, of course. Now go do what you usually
do.
By then Hikari and Miyako were on the screen
and already stripped down to their undergarments.
They called out to their Digimon.
Hikari: Gatomon, be sure to call out if there's trouble.
Miyako: Hawkmon, you peek, you're dinner.
Hikari: Anyway, let's take off our ungarments and commence with the rinsing.
Ken leaned very close to the screen.
Wormmon: Uh, Ken, why are you putting a hand between your legs?
Ken: No reason Wormmon. Why don't you go get some rest?
Wormmon then KNEW something was wrong. Ken
didn't get angry about being called by his real name
and he actually offered Wormmon a break.
Something was REALLY wrong. Wormmon scooted over to the
screen.
Wormmon: Oh, oooohhhhhh. Uh, you want me to get some popcorn?