A Walk in the Park

Weeeell....Missy-chan and I came up with this during many recess sessions at school. It's very detailed and developed. ;) Local Chibi-Usa haters should enjoy this....actually, I don't hate her so much. It's just fun to kill her like this.

The scene is set with Hotaru and Chibi-Usa walking cheerfily down a park path on a lzy Saturday afternoon. Chibi-Usa abruptly gasps, pointing at a small dirt mound.

Chibi-Usa: Gah! Ants! Ants, Hotaru-chan!

Hotaru blinks, her gaze shifting the small ant hill.

Hotaru: Don't worry, Chibi-Usa-chan! I'll transform into Sailor Saturn and destroy them! Or rather....

Poof! There stands a rather disgruntled Senshi of Destruction.

Chibi-Usa: Um....transform?

Sailor Saturn grumbles under her breath.

Sailor Saturn: Lazy ass animators....

Chibi-Usa: Uh....sure. Anywho, ANTS! Ahhhh! Ants!

Sailor Saturn takes her glaive in hand and starts spearing the ants individually, one by one.

Poink....poink....

Chibi-Usa: Ahhhhhh! Ants! Ants! Ahhhhhhh!

Poink....poink....

Chibi-Usa: Ahhhh! Ahh-ugh....

Sailor Saturn's eyes widen in horror.

Sailor Saturn: Ah! It's stuck on my glaive! Get it off, get it off!

Sailor Saturn winces as the sugar-blood spills out on her blade, collecting on the grass below them. She shakes the glaive repeatedly, in some attempt to remove the demon. When it finally does flop off, she becomes even more horrified.

Sailor Saturn: The blood's crystallizing my glaive! Gah, get it off!

She slams the glaive repeatedly against a nearby tree trunk, until the crystal coating remvoes itself. She leans the glaive over her shoulder in satisfaction, walking off in the sunset.

Sailor Saturn: They just don't make demon-spawn like they used to.