CDB Jeopardy





LET IT BE KNOWN! This is the FIRST archive put up! Rejoice! And be happy! And now, on with Jeopardy....-_-;


Announcer: It's time for.......JEEEOOOPAAAAAARDY!

o/~*Annoying music* Doo doo doo dooo.....~\o

Chibi Eudi: *Rolls around on floor in agony* Make it stop! Make it stop! STOP IT!

Chibi Missy 9: *Destroys music with a blast*

Chibi Eudi:*Continues* MAKE IT STOP! The HORROR!

Chibi Missy 9: *Prods Eudi with a foot* It's over....

Chibi Eudi: *Pops up* I knew that....I know EVERYTHING!!! MWUAHAHAAAA....

Chibi Missy 9: O_O; Sure ya do....Anyways, Welcome to Jeopardy. I'm your host, Chibi Missy 9. Let's meet today's contestants. Contestant #1 enjoys beating up on girls, and carrying around a jacket he -never- wears. Meet RUBEUS!

Rubeus: *Stands there w/ jacket over his shoulder* Um....Hi. I'm....Rubeus. Yeah....

Audience: ...

Chibi Missy 9: Um....Okay. Thanks for the insight, Rubeus. Contestant #2 is a Pyro who says she's the nexus of the universe and....Nani-yo? Chibi Eudi! I never said you could be a contestant!

Chibi Eudi: Well, I am now, so -BLAH!- =P

Chibi Missy 9: Well, BLAH! Smaffle! Our returning champion and 3rd contestant is an ambitious Golden Queen who's 40 day cash total adds up to....Well, I want to get the show on the road, the amount is too large for me to read in a show's time...so, here for the 41st time due to the fact that she mysteriously was able to break the -only-5-days-at-most-on-the-show-rule, Sailor Galaxia! She says she enjoys stealing starseeds, bossing people around, and being the Golden Queen of....Waitaminute! -I'M- the Golden Queen of Shadow Galactica!

Galaxia: *Teleports in**Holds up bracelets threateningly* Oh, really? I could've sworn -I- was....

Chibi Missy 9: ...Yes'm. Anyways, let's play Jeopardy! Today's categories are Famous Foreheads, SM Klutzes, Why Cid Highwind is -NOT- the Man--

Chibi Tomoe: HEY! Cid Highwind is the man!

Chibi Missy 9: *Blasts Chibi Tomoe* No...Just...no....Anyways, continuing....The Letter '4', Sailormoon Potpourri, and Why Yaten is So Great.

Chibi Eudi: -_-;

Chibi Missy 9: *beams* Anyways, Galaxia, you're our returning champion, why don't you pick first?

Galaxia:*nods* I'll take Famous Foreheads for $400.

Chibi Missy 9: This forehead belongs to the Three Lights.

Chibi Eudi: OOOH! Oooh! WHAT IS TAIKI'S FOREHEAD?!

Galaxia: Damn...

Chibi Missy 9: Um....That is correct, Chibi Eudi. Next?

Chibi Eudi: I'll take Famous Foreheads for $500.

Chibi Missy 9: This forehead belongs to Sailor Starmaker's alter ego.

Chibi Eudi: I KNOW IT! WHAT IS TAIKI'S FOREHEAD?!

Chibi Missy 9: Umm....That's correct...

Chibi Eudi: I'll take the same category, for $300.

Chibi Missy 9: This forehead contains a lot of smart stuff, like poetry.

Chibi Eudi: WAI! WHAT IS TAIKI'S FOREHEAD?!

Chibi Missy 9: Yare yare...Are -all- these answers gonna be Taiki's forehead?

Chibi Eudi: Yep.

Chibi Missy 9: And you would know this because...?

Chibi Eudi: I made up the categor--I mean, pyro's intuition.

Chibi Missy 9: -_-; Yeah, right....Anyways, next?

Chibi Eudi: Famous Foreheads, $200!

Chibi Missy 9: Of course....This forehead is....Oh, why even bother?

Rubeus: Taiki's forehead...?

Chibi Missy 9: O_O

Chibi Eudi: O_O

Audience: O_O

Rubeus: What?! So I'm observant....Sue me....

Chibi Missy 9: O_O; Okay....Rubeus, would you like to finish the category?

Rubeus: Yes. Taiki's forehead?

Chibi Missy 9: Good job, Rubeus....Next?

Rubeus: The Letter '4,' for $100.

Chibi Missy 9: Ah yes, the category we let Chibi-usa make up....*AHEM* How many pumpkins in a black hole? o_o;

Rubeus: ...

Galaxia: ...

Chibi Eudi: ...

Chibi Missy 9: ....Um, the answer is 48 kittens. o_o; Rubeus, your turn again.

Rubeus: o_o; Um....Same thing, for $200.

Chibi Missy 9: Oookay....Do squat bounce up and down?

Rubeus: ...

Galaxia: ...

Chibi Eudi: ...

Chibi Missy 9: The answer is the Blair Witch Project....Aaw, screw this category....Rubeus, pick something else.

Rubeus: Gladly...Why Cid Highwind is -NOT- the man, for $500.

Chibi Missy 9: Good choice!

Chibi Tomoe: >_<

Chibi Missy 9: Hah. Mwah. Cid Highwind does this.

Chibi Eudi: What is he smokes?

Chibi Missy 9: That's correct! *holds up a sign with the D.A.R.E. logo on it* Just say no, kids! Chibi Eudi, this one's yours.

Chibi Eudi: SM Klutzes, for $400.

Chibi Missy 9: This klutz can trip over ANYTHING (and probably has).

Galaxia: SAILORMOON!

Chibi Missy 9: I'm sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question....

Galaxia: IT WAS IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!!!

Chibi Missy 9: Yes'm....Anyways, your choice.

Galaxia: Why Yaten is So Great, for $500.

Chibi Missy 9: *BEAMS* Yaten does this.

Chibi Eudi: What is goes out to gay bars with his brothers?

Chibi Missy 9: NANI-YO?! I'll -KILL- you for that comment!!! *Chases a giggling Chibi Eudi around the stage*

Rubeus: *Walks away* Screw this, I'm getting a cheeseburger...

Galaxia: *Assumes role of host* Well, I'm Galaxia, 41 day champ. Goodbye, all! See you next time on JEOPARDY!