Jeopardy 3! The Horror.

Jeopardy 3! Announcer: It's time for--*braceletblasts* Galaxia: All right, folks, -I'M- announcer from now on! Hahahahahaaaah! Announcer: *piff* Whatever....I quit!*walks off w/ crutches in body cast* Galaxia: *ahem* Welcome to Jeopardy, with your host, Chibi Missy 8! Chibi Missy 9: *offstage* 9, you moron, 9! Galaxia: Geez, sorry....Chibi Missy 9! Chibi Missy 9: *runs on* Welcome, all! Thank you! I'd like to thank our new announcer, Galaxia-sama, for being here! Galaxia: Um, thanks...*idly places mousetraps around announcer's booth* If THIS doesn't get Nezu, I don't know WHAT will.....*sweatdrop* Chibi Missy 9: ^_^; Erm, yes...Welcome to Jeopardy. Let's meet today's contestants. Contestant #1 is a brainiac with a forehead big enough to store 4 brains (and it probably does, too)! Meet....Taiki! Taiki: *shuts book and removes glasses* Greetings. Chibi Missy 9: ...Yes. Our next contestant is...*peers* a penguin who lives in a fridge and likes beer and instant noodles just as much as his owner....Meet PEN-PEN! Pen-pen: Squack. Squwak. Chibi Missy 9: Um...Glad to have you on the show, Pen-Pen. Our last contestant is a...studly guy who really isn't Chibi Tomoe...He really isn't. *sweatdrop* Meet...Dr. Smyergenboginski. -_-; Chibi Tomoe: *wearing thick glasses and a fake mustache* Heeello. I am Dr. Smyergenboginski. Plllleased to meeeet you. Chibi Missy 9: All right, Tomoe-kun, cut the crap. Chibi Tomoe: *removes glasses and mustache* Awwww....*walks off dejectedly* Chibi Missy 9: Aw, alright, you can be a contestant. Chibi Tomoe: Yay! *runz back up to podium* *beams* Chibi Missy 9: Whatever. Now, on with the game. Our categories today are Theories on the Origin of Chibi-Usa, Anime Music, Henshin Phrases, Strange Types of Creatures Found Only in Chibi Tomoe's Refridgerator...They finally got up off their asses to count 'em all? Chibi Tomoe: Nope....The amount recorded is only about 10% of the actual perceived amount. *adjusts glasses* *looks scientific* Chibi Missy 9:...I'm sure. Our last category is...Wha? Audience: What? Chibi Missy 9: *mumbles* Audience: What?! Chibi Missy 9: I said WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPER SAILOR MOON PERSON!!! Audience: *laughs* Yaten: Oh, shut up....-_-; Chibi Missy 9: YATEN-CHAN!!!! Chibi Eudi: YATEN-KUN!!!! Chibi Mimete: YATEN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Chibi Missy 9: *sweatdrop* -_-; We're not talking about me, Mimete-chan.... Chibi Mimete: Oh....*whimper* Chibi Eudi: *shoves popcorn, a soda, and a candy bar in Chibi Mimete's hands* Cut the crap and watch. Chibi Mimete: FOOD! *pigs out* Chibi Eudi: *sweatdrop* Make that 'cut the crap and eat'...Heh... Chibi Missy 9: Anyways...On with the game. I believe it's Taiki's turn to go first-- Taiki: What is Koi no Target Boy? Chibi Missy 9: What? Taiki: Koi no Target Boy is the answer to the question you were about to ask in the category I was about to choose. Chibi Missy 9:......Um, ya lost me there, but it's probably the correct answer anyway...So we'll give it to you. Would you like to-- Taiki: Yes. I would like to continue the category Anime Music. Chibi Missy 9: Okay, then-- Taiki: Who is Megumi Hayashibara? Chibi Missy 9: Um...Yes, Taiki. Name the-- Taiki: What is 'Taiki is a stinky poopy head?' Chibi Missy 9: NANI?! I just made that song up right now! How could you--? Taiki: I know EVERYTHING. *evil grin* Yaten: *facepalm* Chibi Missy 9: YATEN-CHAN!!!! Chibi Eudi: YATEN-KUN!!!! Chibi Mimete: YATEN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Chibi Missy 9: *sweatdrop* Keep eating, Mimete-chan... Chibi Mimete: Mree! *pigs out* Chibi Missy 9: Now...*idly blasts Taiki* *whistles innocently* Taiki: Piff....*falls in a charred mess* Chibi Missy 9: Now, let's give... Chibi Tomoe: MEEEEEE! Let MEEEEEE go! MEMEMEMEME! Chibi Missy 9:...Pen-pen a turn. *evil grin* Chibi Tomoe: DAMN. Pen-pen: Swack squawk squik. Chibi Missy 9: Um...Could ya repeat that? Pen-pen: Swack squawk squik! Chibi Missy 9: What? Pen-pen: Swack squawk squik!!! Chibi Missy 9: Does anyone have an earthly idea what the heck he's saying? Pen-pen: SWACK SQUAWK SQUIK!!!!! Bulma: *in audience* Oh! I have a translator! *runs down* *puts translator around Pen-pen's neck* *runs back up* *hugs Vegeta* Chibi Missy 9: VEGGIE-CHAAAAAN!!!!!! Chibi Eudi: VEGGIE-CHAAAAAAN!!!!!! Chibi Mimete: VEGGIE-CHAAAAAN!!!!!! Vegeta: Gah! Yaten: Well, at least I'm not the subject anymore... Chibi Missy 9: YATEN-CHAN!!!!! Chibi Eudi: YATEN-KUN!!!!! Chibi Mimete: YATEN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Yaten: Me and my big mouth. Pen-pen: *w/translator* Ahem. I said...Er, pardon me for a moment...* picks up a can of beer* Misato: Oh, here we go... Pen-pen: *drinks'n'drinks'n'drinks* Er...Anyways, I *HICK* said theeries on the *HUCK* organ of cheebee yu--*falls down senselessly drunk* Misato: *facepalm* Chibi Missy 9: *sweatdrop* Um....Tomoe-kun? Chibi Tomoe: Theories on the Origin of Chibi-usa! *beam* Chibi Missy 9: *sweatdrop* Okay, then. Chibi-usa is believed to have 2 fathers. Name the one that is not Mamoru. Usagi: Nani-yo? Chibi-usa-chan isn't my daughter?! Chibi Missy 9: That's what most geneticists (not to mention Chibi Leady-sama) say, Usagi-chan. Usagi: Woohoo! *grabs Seiya and runs off* Seiya: 'Bout time....Hee...*giggles w/ Usagi and runs off* Usagi: *in darkness* What are you doing? Seiya: *in darkness* One thing's for sure, this time we're not dancing... Usagi: *giggle* You're so bad... *censored noises* Mamoru: Usako? Nani? *crysob* She left me!!! Fiore: Mamoru-kun, that's a GOOD thing....*latch* Fish Eye: Yes, Mamoru-kun....Good....*latch* Mamoru: Help? *sweatdrop* Fiore: *evil grin* Fish Eye: *evil grin* Chibi Tomoe: ...Um...O_O;;;; Who is Fiore? Chibi Missy 9: ....^_^;;; Yeah, Tomoe-kun... Fiore: Oh! I always knew there was something binding us together! Fish Eye: *sticks out tongue* Well, most fish can change gender! I'll turn female, have a kid with Mamoru-kun, and turn back to male! And it'll have Blue-green hair and Blue eyes, so there! *raspberry* Fiore: Yeah. I'd like to see that happen, freak! Fish Eye: *pulls out bottle of RoundUp* You wanna take that back, weed-boy? Fiore: Ah! Mamoru-kun, protect me! Mamoru: Fiore-kun, um... Fish Eye: See! He's not protecting you, weedoh! Fiore: Oh, tell me it's not true, Mamoru-kun! You don't love me anymore! Mamoru: *sweatdrop* Nonono! Ie! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Fish Eye: Oh, now you're siding with him! I see! I'm not wanted around here! Fiore: *peeking out from behind Mamoru* *sticks out tongue* Damn right! Leave us alone with our child! Chibi-usa: Yeah, how dare you insult my daddies! Fiore: Get'im, girlfriend! Chibi-usa: No Fish breath gaywad's gonna hurt my pansy daddy! *turns into the Black Lady* Fiore: *latches onto Mamoru's arm* Our little baby's growing up! *wipes away a tear* Mamoru: *sweatdrop* If you can't beat'em, join'em...*hugs Fiore* Setsuna: Hey! Endy-chan!!! Mamoru: Gah! Setsuna-san! Fiore: Go away, woman! Fish Eye: Yeah! Your kind isn't needed here! Setsuna: NANI?! Chibi Leady: Puu-sama! Chibi Missy 9: CHIBI LEADY-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!! Chibi Leady: WAH! *runs away* Chibi Missy 9: Awww.... Yaten: Are these people weird or what--*slaps hand over mouth* Chibi Missy 9: Yaten-chan! If you say I'm weird, I AM! Chibi Eudi: Yaten-kun! I'll be weird if you only say the word! Chibi Mimete: Yaten-samaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Chibi Missy 9: Just keep eating.....*snuggles up to Yaten* Yaten: GAH! Get offa me! Chibi Eudi: *snuggles* Yaten: GET AWAY FROM ME! Chibi Missy 9/Chibi Eudi: *snuggle* Yaten: I know how to get them off....Healer Star Power, Make UP! *transforms into Sailor Starhealer* Chibi Missy 9: HEALER-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Chibi Eudi: Oh well, fun's over... Chibi Missy 9: *w/ tears in eyes* Healer-sama! Can I have your autograph?! Starhealer: Grr....You people scare me. Chibi Missy 9: *nods* Sure do... *is starry-eyed* Chibi Tomoe: Um....See you next time on Jeo-*squirt* MY EYES!!! Fish Eye: Oh, sorry...The weedoh boy is hiding behind you, and I just sprayed some RoundUp in your--HEY! You're kind of cute, you know that? Chibi Tomoe: NANI?! I am not! Get away from me! Fiore: Fish breath is right about this one, he is cute! Chibi Tomoe: Leave me alone! *runs away* Fish Eye: Awww... Fiore: Oh well, I still have Mamoru-kun! Fish Eye: Mamo-chan's mine! Black Lady: Leave my father alone, or you're going to Captain D's! Chibi Eudi: Um....See you next time on the freak show, folks...*sweatdrop* Galaxia's wardrobe provided by: "Styles for Modern Villains" Chibi Tomoe's wardrobe provided by: "Labcoats Etc. (Minus the 'etc.')" Chibi Eudi and Chibi Mimete's wardrobe provided by: "Designers 5" Fish Eye's wardrobe provided by: "Fishy Bubble Wrap" Black Lady and Chibi Missy 9's wardrobe provided by: "Stylish Wardrobes for the Physically Older and Occaisonally Possessed" Fiore's wardrobe provided by: "Pink'n'Planty" Taiki's wardrobe provided by: "Clothes That Look Good W/ Big Foreheads" Seiya and Yaten's wardrobe provided by: "If You Wanna Look Good, You Gotta Pay Good Money For It" Usagi's wardrobe provided by: "We Don't Have To Fight, We Can Just Dress Well!"