Jeopardy 4: Dumbass Day

Jeopardy 4: Dumbass Day Galaxia: It's time for....Jeopardy, with your host Chibi Missy 9! Audience: *cheer* Galaxia: Ahem......CHIBI MISSY 9!!! Audience: *cheer?* Galaxia: >_< CHIBI MISSY 9! You're ON! Chibi Missy 9: *runs out* Oh....Um, hi. ^_^ *sweatdrop* I wasn't anywhere near Yaten, no siree.... Yaten: *arriving in audience* It's a lie! She was chasing me around! Chibi Missy 9: *blush* Oh, stop.... Yaten: That's not something to be proud of! Chibi Missy 9: *sweatdrop* Er, anyways. Welcome to Jeopardy. Today is Dumbass Day on Jeopardy, and you'll see why when you meet...Today's contestants! Contestant #1 is a Saiyan who defends the world and takes baths in firing barrels! Meet.....Son Goku! Goku: Hi everybody! I'm Goku! Chibi Missy 9: We know, Goku. I think everybody knows who you are. Goku: Really? Gosh.... Chibi Missy 9: Well, it seems SOMEONE's missing some Dragonballs upstairs.... Goku: I only need 3 more! Chibi Missy 9: -_-; Our next contestant is a blond fighter who wields a sword of light and doesn't know what 'that time of the month' means....*snicker*...Meet Gourry! Gourry: What does it mean? I'm not gonna know unless someone tells me! Audience: *snicker* Chibi Missy 9: *snicker* Goku: *snicker* Chibi Missy 9: YOU know what it means, Goku? Goku: No, I'm just snickering because everybody else is. *happy smile* Audience: *falls over* Chibi Missy 9: *falls over* I should have forseen that....Anyways, our final contestant is a..Er...what? Audience: What is it? Chibi Missy 9: Our final contestant wants to become the world's greatest Pokemon master....*laugh* Audience: *laugh* Satoshi: *at third contestant pedastal* What? That's a perfectly fine goal! Pikachu: Pika! Chibi Missy 9: Gah! EVIL! Pikachu! Get that...thing out off my game show! Satoshi: But Pikachu goes with me everywhere I go! Chibi Missy 9: OUT! Pikachu: Piii...kaaa....CHUUUUUUU! *zapp* Chibi Missy 9: *charred to a crisp* Piff....Okay...it can stay.... Satoshi: *beam* Pikachu: PiKA. Chibi Missy 9: Anywho...Let's continue. Gourry: Hey! Stop using big words! Chibi Missy 9: *peer* Um...The categories. Gourry: What's a category? Chibi Mimete: Yeah, what's a category? Chibi Missy 9: JUST SHUT UP! Goku: Jeez, you don't have to be so testy. Chibi Missy 9: ...Okay then. Cat-e-gor-ies. Okay? Today's categories are...Einstein's Theories, Airspeed Velocities of Certain Birds, Spelling long, big, hard-to-define words, and, back by popular dumbass demand, The Letter '4', made up entirely by Chibi-usa. Chibi-usa: Woohoo! Chibi Eudi: Hey! That's only 4 categories! Chibi Missy 9: Live with it! I'm too lazy to come up with more! -_-; Anyways, on with the game. Since he's actually probably the SMARTEST one here-- Gourry: That's not necessarily a good thing! Chibi Missy 9:....Satoshi can go first. Satoshi: Go me! Um....How about Airspeed velocities of Certain Birds? Chibi Missy 9: *evil grin* What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? Hmm? Chibi Tomoe: *waves arms anxiously* I know it! IknowitIknowitIknowit!!! Chibi Missy 9: *evil-er grin* You're not a contestant, Tomoe-kun...Too bad. This question's worth a lot of money, and money equals big mechs..... Chibi Tomoe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chibi Missy 9: It's really too bad you only got five lousy bucks when you played. Chibi Tomoe: >_< Chibi Missy 9: Anyways, does anyone have an answer? Goku: I do! I do! Chibi Missy 9: O_O Well, then....What is it? Goku: What is shrimp fried rice? Chibi Missy 9:.......No, I'm sorry, Goku. The answer was-- Chibi Tomoe: 1.62 kilometers an hour! *_* Chibi Missy 9: Yes, Tomoe-kun. But you STILL don't get money for it. Chibi Tomoe: >_< Chibi Missy 9: Well, then. Satoshi, pick again. Satoshi: I can have another turn? Chibi Missy 9: .....Yes, Satoshi. Satoshi: Wow! Gee, thanks! I'll take the Letter 4. Chibi Missy 9: Oookay. Gooood luck. A girly-man ghost of Christmas Past goes 'vroom' in the night. Why? o_O; Gourry: Snowflake ribbon! The answer is SNOWFLAKE RIBBON. Chibi Missy 9: I'm sorry, Gourry, but that's......CORRECT?! NANI?! Goku: Oh, come on, that was an easy one.... Chibi Missy 9: Oh....kay. Gourry? Gourry: Same category! ^_^ Chibi Missy 9: Alright....Plastic and Abe Lincoln are responsible for which Amazoness Quartet member's fall in a pond which made a 'whoosh' sound? o_o; Goku: Beef flavor ramen! Chibi Missy 9: Um....That's RIGHT, Goku! Goku: Of course it is, silly! Same category. Chibi Missy 9: Yeah....Whatever. In Gone With the Wind, name the steps of the water cycle. Satoshi: Steps 1,2, and 3! ^_^ Chibi Missy 9: Er....Yes. Chibi Mimete, Gourry, and Goku: *applauds* Satoshi-san can count to 3! Yay! Chibi Missy 9: Er....Yeah. Whatever. NEXT question. Satoshi? Satoshi: The Lett- Chibi Missy 9: Oh, I'm sorry...We're out of time! Time for Final Jeopardy! Satoshi: Yay! Gourry: Whee! Goku: Gee whiz! Chibi Missy 9: -_-; Okay. Now, in order to WIN, all you have to do is write something down. You get that? WRITE SOMETHING DOWN. And you get as many points as you want! Okay? Contestants *nod* Chibi Mimete: Okay! Chibi Missy 9: ....You're not a contestant, Mimete-chan. Chibi Mimete: Okay! Chibi Missy 9: -_- Alright. Now. You have thirty seconds to WRITE SOMETHING DOWN. Anything. You could write down ANYTHING you want to. *thirty seconds pass* Chibi Missy 9: Alright! Let's see the answers! Goku? Goku: *agitatedly trying to rip microphone from pedastal* I can't get my pen out of the holder thingie! Chibi Missy 9: -_- Gourry? Gourry: *with pen in hand* Where's the other one? I can't use just ONE chopstick! Chibi Missy 9: HASHI. Satoshi? Satoshi: Pikachu ate my pen. Can I have another one? Pikachu: Pikaa! Chuchu! Chibi Missy 9: .....Errr. GET OUT! Get OFF my stage! NOW! GET OFF! Satoshi: But-- Chibi Missy 9: OUT! And take your Pikachu thingie WITH YOU! Gourry: But I thought-- Chibi Missy 9: No you DIDN'T! That's your problem! Let LINA-CHAN do the thinking! Lina: I don't know this guy..... Chibi Missy 9: Let VEGGIE-CHAN do the thinking! Vegeta: *rubbing temples* Kakarotto is disgracing our race...... Chibi Missy 9: Let KASUMI-CHAN do the thinking! Kasumi: Satoshi's such a MORON..... Chibi Missy 9: Leave! Now! Before I start to get stupid, too! Contestants Aww....*leave dejectedly* Chibi Missy 9: >_< Errr......See you next time on Jeopardy! ^_^ .... Chibi Missy 9: Turn the damn camera off, Tomoe-kun. *blip*