Lawsuit!

Lawsuit! Chibi Missy 9: What about Umi? Chibi Eudi: Hrm. That's a good idea. Chibi Missy 9: -_- I can't believe you didn't think of Umi before. Chibi Eudi: *Shrugs* So sue me! Chibi Missy 9: Okay. *calls lawyer* Chibi Eudi: Um... Chibi Missy 9: *lawyer walks up to you and hands you a small slip which states 'You did not think of Umi quick enough. Please be in court at 9:00 am tomorrow for the lawsuit.* Chibi Eudi: Heeeeeey! Wait! Chibi Eudi: *Glances at the slip* *Looks up* How much am I being sued for? Chibi Missy 9: *Lawyer says "$40 million, and your Vegeta wallscroll."* Chibi Eudi: *Goes very Umi-ish* Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?! But...but...you can't...that's unfair... Chibi Eudi: NOT MY VEGETA WALLSCROLL! Chibi Missy 9: *Missy waves from behind lawyer* Teehee. Chibi Eudi: But...but...*Glomps Vegeta* You can't have him! Chibi Eudi: Vegeta: Aaaah! Unhand me, woman! Chibi Missy 9: Ok, but if I win, I get your wallscroll of him. Heee. *pulls mask off of lawyer to reveal Taiki a.k.a. Super Lawyer!* I figured if I hired him it'd be easier for me to get to Yaten. Chibi Eudi: *Walks up to Taiki* *Flicks his Forehead* What do you say to THAT, Mr. Super Lawyer! I know your secret! *Evil Glare* Taiki crosses his arms, and grins. "I know you know my secret! I am SUPER LAWYER! And I can also read your mind! Hahaha!" He pulls off his suit to reveal his super-hero suit. It's purple spandex with a picture of his head in the middle, minus eyes, nose, mouth, etc., to enhance the size of his forehead. In the middle are the letters 'SL'. Chibi Eudi: >.< *Tries to ward him off with her fingers in the sign of a cross* No one has my VEGETA, or my Vegeta WALLSCROLL! HEAR ME?! Taiki grins, looking ridiculous in purple spandex. o_O; "We'll see....IN COURT! Mwahahaa!"* *next day* *judge is none other than....Galaxia! GASP* Chibi Eudi: *Worship, Worship* Iron Mouse: All rise for the (dis)honorable judge, Golden Queen Galaxia! Chibi Eudi: *Rise, Rise* Chibi Missy 9: *all rise, for fear of braceletblasts* Chibi Eudi: This is an outrage! I refuse to...um...do this court thingymabobber! Chibi Eudi: Thingymabobber is a pure Chibi Eudi word. DON'T USE! Taiki: *steps forth* Considering I'm being paid per hour, I've decided to make my opening speech lengthy so I can get more money to advance my plan to give all people large foreheads-IMEAN....Let's get started, shall we? Chibi Eudi: OUTRAGE, I tell you! Galaxia: Where's your lawyer, Chibi Eudi? Chibi Eudi: Um...*Glances Around* Tomoe-kun! Where the hell did he get to...gah, whatever. I'm representing myself! Chibi Tomoe: Eeep! *Scampers off to his squirrely friends* Chibi Missy 9: *was thinking you were going to pick Yaten or something* Chibi Missy 9: *smacks herself for giving you ideas* Chibi Eudi: Yaten is my lawyer! Chibi Eudi: *Sniggers* Chibi Missy 9: I HEARBY DROP ALL CHARGES! *_* *Taiki shoves Missy back "Shattup, I'm being paid!"* Chibi Missy 9: *grins* Oh. So we're playing THAT game, ne? Well, I have multiple Lawyers! Haha! Super Lawyer's Lawyer Team, assemble! Hahaha! Chibi Eudi: *Drags in Yaten from WWTBASSP recording room* You're representing me, dammit! Yaten: Gah! But I hafta finish the show...! Chibi Eudi: You stay put! Chibi Eudi: Fine! Then *I* get multiple lawyers! Duo! You're representing me, too! Chibi Eudi: Duo: Urp... Chibi Missy 9: *The following people assemble in suits: Kaji, Kenshin, Gourry, Tenchi, and Heero. Heero is carrying a lighter, staring at the flame gleefully.* Chibi Missy 9: AHEM. ASSEMBLE! *walks off and drags Tomoe-kun in by his hair* I told you to assemble! Tomoe: But I'm not on the Lawyer team! Chibi Eudi: Heeeeey! He was MY lawyer first! Chibi Missy 9: You are now! Chibi Eudi: *Yanks Tomoe-kun's arm* Mine! Chibi Missy 9: *pulls Tomoe-kun over* Hey, CID! Oh CID? CID? *Cid Highwind arrives in Lawyer suit. He is also part of the Lawyer Team. Tomoe-kun eagerly joins Missy's side. Heehee.* Chibi Eudi: *Glares* Fine. I'm not finished assembling! Chibi Missy 9: Oh, and Zidane AND Vivi are on my team as well. Chibi Missy 9: *Zidane and Vivi enter in suits* Chibi Eudi: *Whips out a list* I call to my defense...Zelgadiss Graywords, Seiya Kou, Trunks Briefs, Android 17, and Kaworu-kun! ^_^ Chibi Eudi: *Snuggers Kaworu-kun* You look so kawaii in a suit! Kaworu: Um...sure. Chibi Missy 9: >_< Okay, then.....My OTHER lawyers are Tomoe Hotaru, VEGETA, Quatre, Chibi Mimete, Chibi Chibi, and Artemis. *all enter* Okay, that's it. For now....^_^ Chibi Eudi: You can't have Vegeta! He's a witness and part of the evidence! Chibi Eudi: So there! Chibi Missy 9: Oh, alright. =P Chibi Eudi: Um...I call Zechs Marquise! Or Milliardo Peacecraft, whichever one floats your boat. Chibi Missy 9: As a witness or a lawyer? Chibi Eudi: My defense. I'm not through, yet. >.< Chibi Eudi: My LAWYERS call the witnesses. Chibi Eudi: Don't you know how the court works?! Chibi Missy 9: Okay, then. I call Adelbert Steiner (another FF9 character, the Knight dude), Tenoh Haruka, Lina Inverse, Lady Eboshi, San, and Ashitaka to my Lawyer Team. *they arrive* NOW I'm done. Really. Shall we get on with it? Chibi Eudi: *Glares* *I* call...um...AMELIA! Chibi Eudi: And...PRIMERA! Chibi Missy 9: EVIL! EVILEVILEVIL! I call MOKONA! Chibi Eudi: *The two enter* *Eudi sets them on Missy-chan* Kiiiiiill! Chibi Missy 9: I call OAV CLEF! AND I'M DONE....Right after I finish calling FERIO and Zagato! Chibi Eudi: Damn! I call...EAGLE! Chibi Missy 9: I call Hikaru! Chibi Missy 9: I call Rayearth, Selece, and Windam! *crashing feet are heard* Chibi Eudi: Damn...I call the Custom Gundams! *more crashing feet are heard* Chibi Missy 9: I call ALL NIFTY EVANGELIONS! And ASUKA! Chibi Eudi: Dammit! Chibi Missy 9: I call Shinji, too! Chibi Eudi: Dammit...I was just typing. Galaxia: o_o; Chibi Eudi: I call Rei! Chibi Eudi: And all the dummy plug systems! Chibi Eudi: *Evil Grin* Oooooh...I know what to do... Chibi Missy 9: I call...um....The Chibi Animamates! Chibi Eudi: *Evil Laughter* I call... Chibi Missy 9: .....Well? Chibi Eudi: GENDOU! Chibi Missy 9: .......*shiver* Chibi Eudi: *The doors swing open, and an unmistakable chilling air passes through the court. The Commander walks in, donned in his usual Nerv uniform. He glances at Eudi in annoyance, who shivers, but takes his place in her line of defendants* Chibi Eudi: Be afraid! Chibi Missy 9: Um....I call....I call....MISATO! And PEN-PEN! Chibi Eudi: Damn...I call...Touji! Chibi Eudi: Aaand...I call all the Saber Marionettes from...Saber Marionette! All six of 'em! Chibi Eudi: I call Ryo-ohki! Chibi Missy 9: DAMN. NOOOOOOOO! I call Washuu! Chibi Eudi: Grr...I call Ryoko! Chibi Missy 9: I call Ayeka and Sasami! Chibi Missy 9: And Mihoshi! Chibi Eudi: I call the Guardians! Chibi Missy 9: Grrr....I call Garnet Til Alexandros 17th! (FF9) Chibi Eudi: I call Zell and Squall! Chibi Missy 9: I call.... Galaxia slams gavel on table. Chibi Missy 9: I call Fei-Yen! Galaxia: Can we stop calling lawyers and get on with the LAWSUIT?! Chibi Eudi: *Blinks* Uh...I suppose. Chibi Missy 9: .....Yes ma'am. Chibi Eudi: *Glares at Missy-chan* Chibi Missy 9: *ahem* Taiki? Taiki nods. "The defendant is being sued for not thinking of Umi for a clique person thing." Chibi Missy 9: Is that the best you can do?! Taiki: ....Yes? Chibi Missy 9: Grrr.....Tomoe-kun?! Tomoe nods. "Um.....Galaxia is the bomb. She rocks and should own all starseeds, even my pathetic, weak, worthless one. That is all." Galaxia smiles slightly. "Hmmm..." Chibi Eudi: *Grumbles* Go get 'em, tiger. *Gendou glares at Eudi. Eudi shivers* Gendou: Ahem. The charges directed at my client are completely ridiculous, seeing as they are no way against ANY law of the world, and are in no way a harm to mankind. I would advise the offense to remove any charges. *Gendou glares at Missy-chan* Chibi Missy 9: Alright, then. I call Selece. Go ahead, Selece. Selece: I call Miss Umi Ryuuzaki to the stand. Umi enters. Selece: Miss Umi, how do you feel about Chibi Eudi? Umi: I don't like her as much as I used to. I thought she liked me a lot, but it turns out she didn't! She didn't think of me when she needed to! I'm hurt! *cry* Selece: There you have it, folks. Chibi Eudi: *Sweatdrops* Well, if you're so smart, Miss. 9, then what charges are you pressing me with? Chibi Missy 9: Um....Taiki? Taiki sweatdrops. "Um....Saying something bad about Galaxia." Chibi Missy 9: But she didn't-- Taiki shoves some papers in Missy's mouth. "She insulted your name, Madame Galaxia! And she'll deny it, too, so watch out! Chibi Eudi: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?! I DID NOT! Who're you gonna trust, the icky-icky Taiki, or the kawaii Eudial? Chibi Eudi: That's not even a crime, anyway! Chibi Eudi: We have freedom of speech, thank you very much! Galaxia looks back and forth from Eudi to Taiki. Eudi to Taiki. Eudi. Taiki. "Taiki has a true starseed. The court rules in favor of Chibi Missy 9 and her.....large sea of lawyers!" Chibi Eudi: WE HAVN'T HAD A TRIAL YET! Chibi Missy 9: Galaxia shrugs. "I don't care." Chibi Eudi: Buuuuuuut...they have no charges against me! Chibi Eudi: THEY CAN'T SUE ME WITHOUT SOMETHING TO SUE ME FOR! Galaxia sighs. "Oh, alright. Well....Let's just speed up the process and say that they're sueing you for....Copyright infringement or something. Proceed with the trial." Chibi Eudi: Heeeey! I rule that the judge is corrupt! Chibi Eudi: They have no charges! Galaxia: I rule that if Eudi doesn't shut up I'll bracelet blast her and give her Fire Buster to Tin Nyanko. Now shaddup! Chibi Eudi: I demand that the offense press CHARGES that I've DONE! Chibi Missy 9: Mokona? Mokona hops up in a little suit. Kawaiily. "Puupuuupu puu pupuuu. Puuupupuupupuuupupupuu. Puu." Chibi Missy 9: There you go. The charges. Chibi Eudi: No one can understand that! Galaxia: I understood that perfectly. The charges have been stated, on with the trial! Chibi Eudi: Well *I* didn't understand them! I want to know my charges! Galaxia: If you can't understand them, that's your fault. *bangs gavel* NOW FOR THE DAMN TRIAL! NOW! TRIAL! TRIAL! TRIAL! TRIAL! Chibi Eudi: I rule that the judge is corrupt! Galaxia: I don't care! You don't have anyone to appeal to! NO ONE is higher than I! I am Golden Queen Galaxia, strongest being in the Galaxy, and if you don't shut up I'll put you in a mental institution because I feel like it! Chibi Eudi: Fine. *Pouts* Galaxia: *cheers up* Well, then, on with the trial. ^_^ *longlonglong pause* Galaxia: *yawn....* Chibi Missy 9: Um...I'll drop all charges if you make Yaten my lawyer and give me a bottle of Mountain Dew! Chibi Eudi: Hey, I'm the defendant. That means THEY *Points to Offense* go FIRST! Chibi Eudi: Hey, I don't trust you if you say make Yaten your LAWYER. Chibi Missy 9: Okay, then. Hand Yaten over to me in handcuffs. Chibi Missy 9: >) Chibi Eudi: Hmm...alright. Yaten: GAH! Chibi Eudi: *Handcuffs Yaten* You have the right to remain silent, and all that junk. Though if I were in your position, I probably wouldn't. *Yanks Yaten over to Missy-chan* Here ya go. *Gives up a bottle of Mountain Dew* Chibi Missy 9: *dismisses Lawyers* Alright, then. *latches onto Yaten's arm and leads him off, drinking Dew* Yaten: *whimper* Chibi Eudi: *Dismisses HER Lawyers. Especially Gendou.* Even IF he would make one hell of a good lawyer...God, he gives me the creeps. *Latches on to Kaworu* Kaworu-kun! Galaxia sighs. Taiki sneaks off to put his plan to give everyone big foreheads into motion--HEMEANS.... Chibi Missy 9: Case dismissed! ^_^