Mistresses 1-8

This is a complete historical record of all the Missies which came before everyone's loved Missy 9. Ever wonder why Missy is Missy 9? Wonder no more! So, without further ado, we present the history of Missies 1-8!


Mistress 1 (Or just Mistress): The original. Body was not created to substain mass amounts of Mountain Dew. Overloaded and self-detonated.

Mistress 2: Hair was completely untrained. The follicles ate Missy 2, and itself until it popped out of existance.

Mistress 3: Looked strangely like a bowl of Ramen. Was eaten by Chibi Mimete.

Mistress 4: Was accidentally made as a male....o_O; Pharoah 90 had trouble whether to call it Mistress or Mister...Destroyed by Pharoah 90 in his confusion.

Mistress 5: Accidentally possessed a opossum. Was run over by a car.

Mistress 6: Aged so quickly she looked like a crumpled piece of paper. Was lit on fire and burned to a crisp by Chibi Eudi in one of her pyro fits.

Mistress 7: Wasn't really, like Mistress 4, but LOOKED male. Was chased around by Fish Eye, Fiore, and Hanagata to the point of suicide.

Mistress 8: Lasted fairly long until she ate the heart crystal of a fat chef. Died of a heart attack. Get it, heart attack? *is socked*

That does it! Coming soon, Pharoahs 1-89!

*angry mob w/ torches advances on Chibi Missy 9*

Chibi Missy 9: Um...coming not-so-soon?

*mob advances more*

Chibi Missy 9: Coming when all of you are dead and gone?

*mob advances some more*

Chibi Missy 9: Never coming?

*mob continues to advance*

Chibi Missy 9: What do you people want from me?! *runz* *is chased*

Chibi Eudi: *sweatdrop* She tries to hard...

Chibi Missy 9: Itai! Fire hurts, y'know! Hey, point that torch somewhere else! ITAI-YO!