The CDB Neverending Story




Okay, basically, this is a pass-a-long-story. Everyone's icon is at the top because everyone will be submitting parts to the story. The story will continue forever and ever and ever and ever and--*smacks head* Er....The story's idea was Chibi Tomoe's, and he submitted the first entry. It'll all go in the same order, and everyone's entry will be done in their color. Okay? Read on....



Announcer: One day I had an idea. I wanted to make a show where different women from different backgrounds come together to talk about issues in our world...

Announcer: All four of us women called it, "The Viewed". I'm your host, Chibi Barbera Tomoe, and this is our show!

Backstage guy: Cue music! Cue Tape! Roll it!

Happy music plays, and the crowd of single mothers cheer.

Tomoe: Hello everyone. What a lovely day this is, heh!?

The crowd gives out a uniform, "Yes!"

Tomoe: Before we start our show, let me introduce you to our other hosts.

Tomoe gestures to the stage enterance, where Chibi Missy9 walks in.

The crowd gives a loud cheer, putting Tomoe to shame.

Backstage guy: Ladies and gentleman, the main event!

Tomoe frowns.

Backstage guy: The cooooooooooooooo-hooooooooostess!

Someone starts the wave in the audiance. No one seems to notice when Tomoe puts a well placed bullet between their eyes.

Backstage guy: Standing at a perfect two foot two, it's CHIIIIIIIBIIIIIIII MISSSSSSYYYYY NIIIIIIIIINE!

The backstage guy was about to give a description, but intead a sickening gurgling noise was heard. Tomoe was also missing...




Chibi Missy 9: Hey! I was PAYING that guy! >_<

Our heroine *grin* rushes backstage to find a girly, blue, bubble-wrap clad figure seemingly kissing the backstage guy.

Girly, Blue, Bubble-Wrap Clad Figure: Oh! You are so cute, and such a good kisser, too! *drops guy*

Backstage Guy: *twitch twitch* Piff.....

The evil bubble-wrapped figure turns around.....

Chibi Missy 9: *gasp* It's......FISH EYE!!!

Fish Eye: *grin* That's right!

Chibi Missy 9: What have you done to Chibi Tomoe? Because I want him back! *nifty pose*

Fish Eye pulls on a rope, which opens a curtain to reveal a gruesome scene...Tomoe in nothing but boxers tied to a stake.

Crowd of Single Mothers: *gasp* He's not a woman! How can HE host a show like this? *growl*

Tomoe: *sweatdrop* Um....A little help?

Fish Eye advances on the UNLUCKY Tomoe.

Fish Eye: *applies lipstick* Pucker up!

Chibi Missy 9: *snicker...* Er, hold on, I'll...*snicker*...save you....This is gonna be good...*videotapes*

Tomoe: GAH! HELP MEEEEEEEEE!






Chibi Eudi: For God's sake, what is all this NOISE!? GAH! *Spots the Scene* Oh...Jesus...H...Roosevelt...Christ...

Chibi Missy 9 grins evilly.

Chibi Missy 9: Hey, do you have that spare battery for the video recorder?

Chibi Tomoe: Help me!

Eudi looks from Missy-chan...to Tomoe-kun...Missy-chan...Tomoe-kun...Missy-chan...Tomoe-kun...

Chibi Eudi: Aw hell, this'd be great blackmail...

Chibi Tomoe: You can't leave me here! With...him...gah, Eudi!

Chibi Eudi switches between blackmail of Tomoe-kun...and her intense hatred for the UN-KAWAII Fisheye...Tomoe-kun...Fisheye...

Chibi Eudi: I just can't stand to see even YOU submitted to Fisheye's pleasures, Tomoe-kun...

Chibi Eudi whips out her Fire Buster. ^_^

Chibi Eudi: Sayonara.

FWOOSH!

Chibi Eudi: Eee! Fire! *Dances around the flaming Fisheye*

Chibi Missy 9 sobs!

Chibi Missy 9: Fisheye-kun! Nooooooooooooo!

And then...Chibi Missy 9 faints. o.O Eudi blinks, and pokes.

Chibi Eudi: Uh...Missy-chan? *PokePoke*

To be continued! *Dun Dun DUN!*