Who Wants to be a....NANIYO?!
Cower, mere mortals! 'Tis Chibi Eudi's first entry! Please excuse my perversion...
Yaten: Konbanwa, minna-san! I'm Kou Yaten, and welcome to Who Wants to be a....naniyo?!
Yaten facepalms.
Yaten: Ehhh....Who Wants to be a Super Sailormoon?person....ehh....who's the baka who came up with this junk?!
In the audience, Mamoru chokes. Yaten eyes the direction.
Yaten: ANYWAY....I'm you host, Yaten, and welcome to the show. We?ve got seven contestants ready, so let's play....eh....Who Wants to be a....eh....Super Sailormoon....Person....how much am I getting paid for this job?!
Chibi Eudi: Just shut up and keep talking!
Yaten sweatdrops.
Yaten: Fine, let's get started....question....nani? Hey, where's the question?
Yaten slams on the computer screen.
Yaten: Oh, for Kami-sama's sake....Ami, get up here.
Ami looks up timidly, blushing, and stands to take a seat in the contestant chair.
Yaten: Well congragulations, Ms. Mizuno. You've gotta be the smartest person here--
Taiki: HEY!
Yaten: --so you would've won anyway. So, are you ready?
Ami: Hai, Yaten-kun.
She gets to a million dollars in five minutes. Predictable, and less for Eudi to write. ^_^
Yaten blinks.
Yaten: Okay....whatever. Get goin'.
Ami blushes, to rise and hurry out happily.
Yaten: Okay, next contestant....
Yaten looks at the six contestants left.
Yaten: Taiki.
Chibi Eudial: Hey, who said you could just pick the contestants?!
Yaten: Me.
Chibi Eudi sweatdrops.
Chibi Eudi: Fine....Taiki, you're next.
Taiki stands and takes a seat in the contestant chair, looking disgruntled at the fact that he's here.
Five minutes later...
Yaten: ....and....for one MILLION dollars....eh....can?t we just give him the money?
Chibi Eudi: Keep going!
Yaten: Fine....Taiki, for one million dollars....what....
Yaten blinks....and facepalms. Chibi Eudi elbows him sharply.
Yaten: Istheairspeedvelocityofanunladenswallow?
Chibi Eudi: Yaten!
Yaten: What....is the air speed velocity...of an unladen....swallow?
Taiki blinks. In the audience, Chibi Missy 9 giggles uncontrollably.
Taiki: Uh....well....I think I'd like to use a lifeli?
Yaten: I havn't finished! Ahem....A: African, B: European, C: African and European, or D: All of the above.
Chibi Missy 9 giggles even louder.
Taiki: Phone a friend.
Yaten: That's not an answer!
Taiki: No, I want to phone a friend as a LIFELINE!
Yaten: ....ohh....who would you like to call?
Taiki: Um....Seiya. His head is full of useless information.
Yaten: Right. We'll get him on the line.
The sound of a phone ringing starts. The phone is picked up noisily, and obviously fumbled for.
Seiya: Stupid phone....ugh, I can't see a thing....would you turn on the lights?
Usagi: But Seiya, I can't find my clothes!
Mamoru blinks in the audience.
Mamoru: Usako?
Usagi: Mamo-chan?
Seiya: Aaah! Quiet, I knocked the phone off! There it is....moshi moshi!
Yaten: ....
Taiki: ....
Mamoru runs off sobbing. Yaten glances at him, sweatdrops, and looks back.
Yaten: ....MOVING RIGHT ALONG....well, Seiya, it seems that Taiki needs your....hehe....HELP....Taiki, your go.
Taiki: Alright. Seiya, your head is full of useless information?so what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? It is A: African, B: European, C: African AND European, or D: All of the above?
Seiya: D
Taiki: What?
Seiya: D, without a doubt.
Taiki: Um...alright. Thanks, Seiya.
Seiya: Anytime....USAGI-CHAN! Don't put those there, I've still got the phone....
Usagi erupts in a fit of giggles before a click and silence as the phone is hung up.
Yaten: ....whatever....
Taiki: Anyway....I'll be answering D: All of the above.
Yaten: Is that your final answer?
Taiki: Hai.
Yaten: Alright....ooh, I'm sorry, Taiki, but the answer was E: Chibi Missy 9 is a complete idiot for making up this question. Gomen, Taiki-san. You'll have to settle with $32,000,000.
Taiki: That's okay, I'm already being payed two million for coming....I mean....that's too bad....
Yaten: ....uh-HUH. Well, seeya folks, and tune in next for Who Wants to be a Super Sailormoon Person! Oh, stop the stupid camera....
