The W-Machine The Beginning of the New Age
In the beginning when God created the Heavens and the Earth. The Earth was without form and void. And God said, "Let there be light." And there was Light. God saw the light and said it was good. Night fell and morning followed. But the next morning was more than millions of years in the future. It is now 200001 and the dawn of a new age is here. The revolutionary technology of Hal has finally been merged with the reliabilty of Sal. It is the introduction of The W-Machine. Don't ask what your W-Machine can do for you but what can you do for your W-Machine. "Shal", A.K.A. The W-Machine, is the ultimate tool for any occasion.

You may ask what does it have for me?

* Fully voice activated.

* 10 Buttons for added confusion.

* No On/Off switch so you will never be able to stop it.

* Hidden abilities that you get the chance to find them for yourself.

* It talks back so you dont have to.

* 100% Chance it will try and send you out an air lock in outer space.