A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar talking about their wives birthdays.

The poor man asked the rich man," So what did you get your wife for her birthday?"

The rich man says "A Mercedes bens and a diamond ring."

The poor man asks, "Why both?"

Rich man says, "So if she doesn't like the ring she can get in her new car and take it back."

Rich man asks, "So what did you get your wife?"

Poor man says, "A pair of flip flops and a dildo."

Rich man asks why both and the poor man says, "That way if she doesn't like the flip flops she can go fuck her self."