Two english men are talking, and one of them looks at the other and says
"Nigel, have you seen those new funky ice cubes? The ones with a hole in the middle?"
And to this Nigel (this makes life a little hard, but both of the men are named Nigel...) replies:
"Yes, in fact, I've been married to one for 25 years."

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An English couple are making love one night, when Nigel suddenly stops and asks, very seriously and concerned it seems, "What's wrong honey?"
His wife, no knowing what he's talking about says, "Nothing, nothing at all, why did you stop?
To this, Nigel answers "Oh, you moved, I thought I had hurt you."