This story starts out when we meet our hero walking down the street, lonely as hell I must say. Some things you must know about him: he is Black, he wishes he wasn't, and he's quite bitter about the whole white race in general although he wishes he was part of it.

Anyway, so as I've said, this story starts out with our hero walking down the street. All of a sudden, to his amazement, he finds a menorah on the sidewalk. He picks it up and finds it a bit dirty, so he rubs it with his sleeve. Now, when our guy sees a Jewish genie coming out of the menorah, he thinks he's going crazy!

But, nevertheless, a Jewish genie has appeared before his eyes, granting him three wishes! The guy thought for a moment and this is what he said:
"Genie, I want to be white, I want to be stuck up, and I want to be surrounded by pussy!"

So the genie, in his nice genie way turned him into a tampon (quite a sad ending, I must say.)

BUT! That's not it, let me get to the good part:

The moral of this sad story is: You can't get anything from a Jewish person without strings attached.