Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
(translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race
Let's see who can go downhill the fastest
Sign in King's Canyon in California.
'Slow Parking Ahead'
MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, traveling from Johannesburg International Airport
into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows
down.
The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
restroom
<-----
Please wait for hostess to seat you.
Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
Seen in a health food store_
" Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot "
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant:
the sign read: Women are not served here... You have to bring your own.
Winona Minnesota
Polish Museum <-->
On the road to a cemetery
"Dead End"
Joe's Body Shop and Fried Chicken
Everyone brings joy to this shop: Some when they enter and others when they LEAVE!
In a store that sells weapons: No Returns On Boomeranges
Unattended Children Will Be Sold As Slaves!