A Disjointed Member

Signs, Signs, Everywhere There's Signs

 

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
(translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'

A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race
Let's see who can go downhill the fastest

Sign in King's Canyon in California.
'Slow Parking Ahead'

MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, traveling from Johannesburg International Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
restroom
<-----
Please wait for hostess to seat you.

Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.

Seen in a health food store_
" Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot "

"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant:
the sign read: Women are not served here... You have to bring your own.

Winona Minnesota
Polish Museum <-->

On the road to a cemetery
"Dead End"

Joe's Body Shop and Fried Chicken

Everyone brings joy to this shop: Some when they enter and others when they LEAVE!

In a store that sells weapons: No Returns On Boomeranges

Unattended Children Will Be Sold As Slaves!


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