There was a fat man that wasn't worried
'Bout his condition 'cause he wasn't married
Till one day he met a woman that he liked from head to toe
So then he stopped all, all of the drinking, all of the smoking
But then he bothered arroun' in town, visiting the bar beer
Well she loved him but she dropped him
Lo (oo oh oo oh oh oo oh) nely Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh
Now that I'm sober she don't want me back
Now that it's over she don't give a crap
Well then the fat man, he bought a batman
For his little nephew, but he didn't like it, he shouted:
"Drop in the crop on a little pot town
A little shot and a little fot town"
Well then the fat man, he got excited
He started shouting through the walkie talkie arroun' in town
Well then he got fired 'cause he was smelling up the taxi
Lo (oo oh oo oh oh oo oh) nely Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh
Now that I'm sober she don't want me back
Now that it's over I'm losin' my track
Now that I'm sober she don't give a crap
I don't belong to some drunky
I did no wrong, please come, lady
You got me wrong, I'm not your honey
What have I done, someone help me
Lo (oo oh oo oh oh oo oh) nely Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh)
Now that I'm sober she don't want me back
Now that it's over she don't give a crap
Now that I'm sober she don't want me back
Now that it's over I'm losin' my track
Dieciséis aitos te esperé, bonito
Y tu llegada, rey, me hico feliz
Y tu vida fue como un milagrito
Y tus ojitos azules me conquistaron
And you got your father's nose, your father's nose
And you got your father's nose, your father's nose
Ay guaguito de la irlanda, eres bonito
Y tu boquita ya dice mi nombrecito
Ay ay ay ay ay mama mía, tengo mucha hambre, dame
Mama mía, dame la leche de tu pecho
And you got your father's nose, your father's nose
And you got your father's nose, your father's nose
Ya caminas por los senderos tus pasitos
Ya tocas las conguitas con tus manitas
A tus cánticos los pájaros te responden, cielito miío, ya
Ya sonries al pueblo, hijo de rey
And you got your father's nose, your father's nose
And you got your father's nose, your father's nose
Out in the fields where farmers grew bread
When called for the meals they took for the shed
Then dark came along and silence was all
A beauty shone bright surrounded by light
I fell in love with an Alien
Fell in love with her eye
Fell in love with an Alien
I'm telling you no disguise
I'm in love with an Alien
I'm in love with her eye
I'm in love with an Alien
I'm telling you no disguise
She came looking babe for a Romeos 'cause
She ain't looking out babe for a homeboy
I fell in love with an Alien
Fell in love with her eye
Fell in love with an Alien
I'm telling you no disguise
The moon went to bed the sun growing red
A scarecrow appeared and chased her in fear
She send me her love to me
And then we did grow a big family
I fell in love...
She came...
I fell in love...
The first Noel the angels did say
Was to certain poor shephards, in fields as they lay
In fields where they lay, keeping their sheep
In a cold winter's night that was so deep
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the king of Israel
They looked up and saw a great star
Shining in the east beyond them far
And to the earth its great life
And so it continued both day and night
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the king of Israel
This star drew night through north-west
For Bethlehem it took its rest
And there it did both stop and stay
Right over the place where Jesus lay
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the king of Israel
Today for the first time, for the first time
You took my hand
Today for the first time touched a warm heart
What a lucky girl
Cause you opened your heart and you gave it to me
So don't tell me that you don't love me
You opened your heart and you gave it to me
So don't tell me that you don't need me
For me, for me you're the one, you're the world
Someone is anyone there, my body needs warmth
It's a mad, mad world
Today for the first time I heard my heart stop
As he flew away
Open your heart and give it to me
And don't tell me that you don't love me
Open your heart and give it to me
And don't tell me that you don't need me
Sometimes I just fall and break
Sometimes it just overflows
I can't take no more, I can't take no more, no more
Open your heart and give it to me
And don't tell me that you don't need me
Open your heart and give it to me
And don't tell me that you don't love me
Tonight for the first time all the stars shine
But you're the brightest one, my love