Absolute Zero, n. The leader of the Lords of Terror. A powerful cryokinetic super villain.
Ai Sen, n. A Jermanese martial art designed to maximize the power of a berserker.
Alien Bait, Worthless Piece of, n. (derogatory) See Bait.
Amarath, n. Member of the same race as Rebecca. Often seen in the form of a bald black man.
A.M.E.E., n. A symbiotic organism formed by the fusion of a spaceship and a human female.
American Spirit, n. Unstoppable super hero with the power of invulnerability. Leader of the Spirit Squad.
Angel, n. Transdimensional being inhabiting the body of a retired American politician. Suffers from erectile dysfunction.
Aranae, n. An extraterrestrial human superhero and Karachi Master. Possesses psionic abilities and a strong sense of duty.
Arjuna, n. Homo hominis terraformer assigned to Earth. Meira’s mate.
Ass, n. 1. A mysterious stranger. 2. ass, Evey’s. Site of a hand-shaped explosion in Seattle, WA, Dec. 31, 2000.
Astrogirl, n. A space-faring super heroine of an otherwise extinct race, possessing bad grammar and a cosmosaur named Pet.
ATHENA, n. 1. A team of super-powered freedom fighters and anarchists. 2. The virgin deity of the ancient Greeks worshipped as the goddess of wisdom, fertility, the useful arts, and prudent warfare. At her birth she sprang forth fully armed from the head of her father, Zeus. Also Athene, Pallas, Pallas Athena, Minerva. [Webster´s]
athenaeum, n. 1. An institution for the promotion of literary or scientific learning. 2. A library or reading room. 3. A sanctuary of Athena at Athens, built by the Roman emperor Hadrian, and frequented by poets and scholars. Also atheneum. [Webster´s]
ATHENA Caveman Challenge, n. A contest designed to measure the strength of ATHENA members in cavemans. The Ripper currently has the highest recorded rating at 0.2 cavemans. Other ratings: Glitterboy and Big Red, 0.05 cavemans; all other ATHENA members currently unrated.
ATHENA Grand Tour (GT), n. An around-the-country vacation tour designed to visit all US-residing ATHENA members.
ATHENA Super Power Hour, n. A popular radio show, now cancelled.
ATHENA Super Spy Challenge, n. A contest designed to test the espionage-related abilities of ATHENA members. Currently Team B holds the Super Spy Trophy after their civilization-destroying victory in Seattle, Washington at 12:00:01 PT, Jan 1, 2001.
ATHENA Ultimate Martial Arts Tournament, n. A series of fights designed to determine the combat ability of ATHENA members. The results of the January 2001 tournament are inconclusive, but indicate that the Ripper is definitely tougher than Big Red, and possibly tougher than everyone else too.
ATHENA vs. UCB Challenge, n. A proposed contest between ATHENA members and the Upright Citizens Brigade (UCB), scheduled to have taken place on April 7, 2001 in Houghton, Michigan. Due to the failure of the UCB to attend, the contest was officially declared a victory for ATHENA by default.
Atlantean,
a. Originating in or associated
with Atlantis or Atlanteans.
It was an example of Atlantean
technology.
Atlantean, n. See Homo atlantis.
Atlantis, n. Fabled continent which sank beneath the oceans in a great cataclysm prior to known recorded history.
atlantite, n. A mythical metal used for engineering in the fabled continent of Atlantis. Believed to be unbreakable.
Aurelia, n. Star of the system from which the homozoomycotes originate.
backfist, spinning, n. Martial arts move guaranteed to annoy Big Red.
Bait, n. A human female, Karachi student, and wife to Yato Sar. Has the power to see the invisible and puts up with more crap than she probably deserves. Believed to have an unusually noble ancestry.
Balooq, n. Kuragee’s right-hand man. First of Kuragee’s Guardians and
first to be promoted to Kuragee Master.
berserker, n. A warrior capable of entering a berserker rage, common in Jermania. Big Red is a modern-day example and exhibits unusual electrical discharges when raging as a result of conflict between his cybernetics and his chi.
Berserker Crush, n. A flying martial arts move resembling the Timmy in which the attacker hurls him- or herself fists first, often using a wall as a springboard.
berserker rage, n. A fearsome state in which a berserker becomes overwhelmed with destructive urges. While power and toughness seem to increase inexplicably, the berserker cannot distinguish between friend and foe and will mindlessly attack even when more favorable options exist. After the rage has subsided the berserker becomes extremely weak for a long period of time.
Big Red, n. See Red, Big.
Billy Nitro, n. A stranger who may or may not be related in some way to Ass.
Bjork, n. 1. Modern musician. 2. A species of mouse-hamster.
Bonnie Dyke, n. Sharpshooting criminal.
Bruce, n. Chainsaw wielding gorilla with chemically-enhanced reflexes.
Cakil, n. Homo hominis terraformer assigned to
Earth. Scheming power hungry
male.
Capacitor, Captain, n. Slightly ridiculous supervillain with electricity based powers.
Carin Story, n. Similar to an Evey Story, but told at blistering speed.
Carin’s World, n. A world in which different rules of logic and physics apply.
cartwheel, n. 1. Unstoppable attack used by “little people”. 2. Cartwheel. Pint-sized CIA agent.
caveman, cavewoman, n. 1. A primitive human possessing impressive physical abilities and combative instincts. The caveman (or cavewoman) position in ATHENA is currently open. 2. A measure of physical prowess, combat ability, and general mental and physical toughness, representing the relative strength of a person or animal to a caveman. Usually less than 1. I rate him at 0.1 cavemans.
Chakalakachika, n. Planet from which the homozoomycotes originate.
Chaos, the Face of, n. A shapechanging extraterrestrial and
wife of Dr. Dopple.
Chet, n. A beefy candidate for the ATHENA caveman position.
chi, n. A sort of life-force, used by the most highly-skilled martial artists to achieve seemingly supernatural results and to distract yoga fighters from their sumo opponents.
Chosen One, The, n. See Laser Hawk.
Cibo Matto, n. World’s greatest band.
Clinton, Billy, n. Series of clones propped up as American President for eight consecutive years.
Clinton, Hillary, n. Human/sectoid hybrid responsible for keeping track of Billy.
clone, n. A genetic copy of a human being with cannibalistic tendencies and no human spirit.
clown, n. An evil human decorated with face paint and big shoes, fond of eating children.
Combat Cycle, the, n. A powerful mechanical artifact with its own complex theme music.
cosmosaur, n. An unintelligent species of alien lifeform known for its indestructibility and clumsiness, which resembles the Earth species brontosaurus in shape (but not in size or color).
Cox, Julie, n. Office worker in the wrong place at the wrong time.
creature, n. A humanoid monster known for ugliness and usually stupidity. Large concentrations reside in Houghton, Michigan, bus stations, and Wallmart. Also Troll.
Cydonia, n. Region of Mars used as a base by the sectoids.
Dance Man, n. Cartoon and comic-book hero with an unbeatable sense of style.
Danger Kitty, n. An escapee from a government genetic engineering project possessing feline attributes, a superhuman healing ability, and extensive ninjitsu training. After several confusing years, has finally decided upon a super hero name.
Darkshadow, n. CIA agent who has traded many blows with ATHENA.
Darkwind, n. Relatively young female vampire. Member of the Lords of Terror.
David Bowie’s Package, n. May or may not contain all the matter in the universe; certainly contains all of the sexiness.
DDT, n. A super hero vet with intensive guerrilla training. Member of the Spirit Squad.
dinosaur, wooly, n. A little-known family of cold-weather-adapted giant reptiles.
Deathbringer, Joyce, n. An unnaturally cute and unstoppable force of nature. Ticklish.
Doctor, the, n. Surgical genius and political dissident of the sectoid race.
Dolemite, n. World’s greatest comedian.
Dolomite, n. A wandering member of the homozoomycote race.
Dr. Dopple, n. A superhero with the ability to mimic the metahuman abilities of others.
Earth Day, n. See Save the Earth Day.
Eddie, n. A baseball bat which exhibits inexplicable toughness. Big Red’s weapon of choice.
Erik, n. Favored candidate for the sassy reporter position in ATHENA.
Evey, Big, n. The man we’d all like to be when we grow up.
Evey Story, n. A story of doubtful relevance to anything, told with agonizing slowness. Often degenerates into silence or forgetful confusion.
Evey, Little, n. The kid we all wish we were in
college.
fabric of our lives, the, n. The object of an alien investigation by extremely uncomfortable extraterrestrials.
Fat Albert Gang, n. 1. A popular 1980’s cartoon which is
inexplicably no longer on the air.
2. A 2001 ATHENA
Super Spy Challenge team.
Fat Cat, n. A dangerous drug which got Aranae in trouble.
fat kid, the, n. The kid in the group whose ability is fatness. The fat kid position in ATHENA is currently open.
Fei Mao, n. An extremely fierce and powerful kitty.
feral child, n. A human being raised by animals to have caveman-like levels of toughness. The feral child position in ATHENA is currently open.
Ferrous Man, n. A moderately popular comic book series.
fifth member, the, n. See fourth member, the.
Five Day Rage, n. A 120 hour party which scientists believe may be dangerous to the space-time continuum in its intensity.
Flamin´ Hot Bitch, n. Big Red´s first choice for sidekick. Potential pyrokinetic.
fourth member, the, n. Inconspicuously absent.
Flat Man, n. A superhero with an extremely narrow waistline.
frisbee, monomolecular, n, an atlantium frisbee with an edge sharpened to the width of a single molecule.
frisbee, kinetic, n, an imperfect plasticene frisbee which is designed to increase its kinetic energy upon impact.
fuckoid, n. (slang, derogatory) See sectoid.
Gareng, n. Homo hominis terraformer assigned to
Earth. She was born severely
disfigured due to genetic abnormalities.
Glitterboy, n. The world’s prettiest super hero. A creation of sectoid genetic engineering possessing superhuman speed, agility, and charisma.
Golup, n. A carp with artificially-generated telepathic powers.
Grand Poobah, n. Political leader of the sectoid race.
hammerfist, spinning, n. A deadly attack which is rarely seen coming.
hammerfist, two-handed, n. A powerful blow often employed by silly wrestlers and aliens.
Harbinger, n. A man of mystery and power who may be an unwitting agent of destiny. Leader of ATHENA.
headlock, n. A wrestling move from which there is no escape without using the Jaws of Life.
Hee, n. A unit of energy based on the kinetic radiation of excited Korean women. Equal to approximately 4.022E27 Joules, or about ten times the total energy contained in the universe.
Hermoso, n. A precognitive archer and Savate fighter. Member of the Lords of Terror.
heteroautotrophs, n. A race of caprophagus starfish-shaped extraterrestrials with a social hierarchy based on the shade of green of a member’s skin.
Hippie Clyde, n. Bonnie Dyke’s sidekick.
Holly the Dancing Queen, n. Super heroine who loses the shyness of her everyday alter-ego. Frequent guest star on Dance Man.
Homo atlantis, n. Human race indigenous to Terran oceans. Designed to be the perfect expression of the human genome, possessing incredible power, toughness, sensory acuity, and intellect. Millennia of submarine evolution have shifted the Homo atlantis genome to one which is slightly less efficient on land, but extremely well-suited to water-dwelling.
Homo hominis, n. Original human race.
Homo noctis, n. Race of humans from which Aranae originates. Known for passive, group-oriented behavior, and possessing limited psionics and prehensile feet but poor vision.
Homo omega, n. Human race indigenous to JK Omega 9. Forced to survive in unspeakably harsh conditions, Homo omega has evolved to a state similar to the “perfect expression of the human genome” originally sought in Homo atlantis. Possesses extraordinary power, toughness, acuity of senses, intelligence, and willpower. Extremely competitive and violent, with an instinctive knack for all forms of combat.
Homo Prime, n. Homeworld for Homo hominis and initial origin for most DNA-> RNA-> protein based life forms in this section of the Milky Way.
Homo
sapiens, n. Human race indigenous to Earth. Not known for its sapience.
Homo
sectoides, n. See sectoid.
homozoomycote, n. A race of extraterrestrials with poor vision and unusual reproductive habits.
hovercraft, n. A tempestuous device found in Renee’s pants.
Human Bridge, the, n. (alias) see Flatman.
horse, hung like a, adj. See Aranae
Hyperblitz, n. A super villain with extremely powerful abilities involving electromagnetic fields. Member of the Lords of Terror.
Inertia, n. A super heroine with superhuman strength, toughness, and mass. Shy and polite.
Ingmar, n. Modern high priest of Fraternity of Mindorin.
Ingrido Countessa, n. A super hero with the power to cause death. Very swanky.
Invisible Steve, n. A super hero who is invisible but is not named Steve. Also has the powers of flight and stench.
Jennie, n. Superhuman daughter of Big Red and Selena, who exists in a future potential time stream.
jerky, beef, n, 1. An extremely tough food product. 2. A person or object exhibiting beef jerky toughness. 3. Beef Jerky. One of the greatest songs of all time.
Jermania, n. A mythical country with a cold climate, mountainous terrain, and fierce inhabitants.
Jigglypuff, n. A sexually alluring androgynous Pokemon.
Karachi, n. 1. A pacifistic martial art and philosophical regime. 2. A city in Pakistan from which this martial art originates.
Karachi Guardian, n. Practitioner of Karachi. Also Kuragee’s Guardians.
Karachi Master, n. 1. Teacher of Karachi. 2. The modern origin of Karachi, Muqtadir, who rediscovered the art created by Kuragee. Also Kuragee Master.
Kem, n. Young Living One partially responsible for the organic life infestation found in the Milky Way.
Knight Rider, n. A swanky kitty.
Kresna, n. Homo hominis terraformer assigned to Earth. In charge of mission.
Kuragee, n. 1. A dancer from Pakistan who became the first Kuragee Master. 2. (archaic) See Karachi.
Laser Hawk, n. A martial artist with the ability to kinetically charge wooden objects. Possesses extraordinary knowledge of comic books.
lektons, n. An extraterrestrial race who eat out of their asses.
Liche, n. Mad geneticist. Designed Lux and Noct.
Little Black Buddy, n. Small, super-tough baseball bat given to Big Red by the Atlanteans.
Living Ones, The, n. The universe’s first known sentient inhabitants.
Lords of Terror, n. A team of super villains with an unfortunate name. Contains some of the most powerful metahumans on Earth.
Lux, n. A super villain genetically engineered to mimic the powers and appearance of an angel.
l’Voleen, Alexander, n. Firstborn son of Yato Sar and Bait. Also Alexander the Great.
l’Voleen, Nasaulamus, n. A proud Atlantean and brilliant strategist. Current favored heir to the throne of Atlantis. Husband of Bait. Wielder of the intelligent spear Mako.
macrocephalosaurs, n. An extraterrestrial race resembling Earth dinosaurs. The male members of the species are the sole possessors of sentience due to a genetic selection for large sexy heads.
mallet, croquet, n. A wooden hammer used to smash sectoids at high speeds.
Mako, n. An Atlantean artifact with limited intelligence. Provides its owner with hydrokinetic and electrokinetic abilities and aids in the use of other psionics.
Martin, Rob, n. A frat boy who had a ‘brush with Deathbringer.’
meat
hand, n.
A grotesque mockery of a human hand. Also mano
de carne.
Meira, n. Homo hominis terraformer assigned to Earth. She has been affectionately termed “mother of the human [Homo sapiens] race.”
Meow Mix, n. (alias) See Danger Kitty.
Micah, n. Future chief of ATHENA Engineering. Member of a sub-race of slave humans designed for intellectual prowess, manual dexterity, and passivity.
midget, n. Supernatural creature possessing a humanoid shape and superhuman gymnastics abilities.
Miguel, n. A retarded Mexican teenager and html-coding genius.
Mindor, n. Ruler of a forgotton kingdom allied to the ancient Atlanteans.
Miss Meow, n. (alias) See Danger Kitty.
Mo Shui, n. A marine-dwelling Chinese god of destruction. Generally grumpy when awakened.
Muqtadir, n. The creator and current grand master of Karachi. His current whereabouts are unknown. Also Muqi.
Myotis, n. A super hero with the ability to shape change into a bat.
Mystery Programmer, n. Member of Homo sapiens that contracted a sentient parasite. It talks to him sometimes and gives him superhuman abilities.
ninja, n. 1. A Japanese thief, spy, assassin, and martial artist with supernatural abilities. The ninja is a master of uncounted weapons, is normally invisible and undetectable by mundane means, and can only be killed by another ninja. 2. A reference to reverse peristalsis. I feel the presence of the ninja. William is in the bathroom talking to the ninja.
Nintendo logic, n. A system of logic which can be used to explain the otherwise inexplicable.
Noct, n. A reformed super villain genetically designed to mimic the powers and appearance of a demon.
normal, n. A non-scary person with at least average intelligence and physical form. See sub-normal.
Number Four,
n. See Number
Twenty-three.
Number Twenty-three, n. Baseball bat endowed with mystic runes and spikes. Believed to be Eddie´s long lost younger brother.
pants, Renee’s, n. Hovercraft storage unit and tempest containment area.
Pants Company, the, n. Tekken character most likely to be responsible for the Ripper’s lack of clean pants.
Piccolo Head Dodge, n, A combat move displaying an unnatural level of cool headedness.
pimp, n. 1. A sexual tyrannosaurus. 2. See Dolemite. 3. See Aranae
Pimp Daddy, n. 1. See Aranae. 2. See Dolemite.
Plague, n. A super villain with a disturbed psyche. Extremely powerful and intelligent, and has the ability to cause sickness in opponents. Member of the Lords of Terror.
plasticene, n. An organic chemical compound related to spider silk. Thin threads are flexible and can be used to form uncuttable fabric, while thicker structures become non-malleable and have a hardness superior to diamonds or 20th century metallic alloys. The chemical formula for an imperfect form was shown to Big Red in a dream.
plasticene, imperfect, n. A compound created to imitate plasticene on Earth by Big Red in the late 20th century. Lacks some of the toughness and insulative properties of the true form, but is still superior to most Terran compounds.
Po, n. A sexually alluring androgynous Teletubby.
pod person, n. An impostor possessing identical physical attributes. Normally a result of alien shape-changing manipulation. Also body snatcher, plant person.
POO KING, n. A mysterious message left next to an ATHENA symbol in Houghton, Michigan on or before April 10, 2001. Believed to be an attempt by future ATHENA members to contact the past.
politician, n. 1. A person who is active in party politics. 2. A seeker or holder of public office, who is more concerned about winning favor or retaining power than about maintaining principles. 3. A person who holds a political office. 4. A person who seeks to gain power or advancement within an organization in ways that are generally disapproved. [Webster´s]
Precious Joyce, n. A popular animated children’s cartoon.
psi, n. An unusual form of energy which appears to originate in sentience. Any relationship between psi and chi is currently only speculation.
psionic spectrum, n. Equivalent to the electromagnetic spectrum. A division of the characteristics of psionic abilities, ranging from the purely mental powers such as telepathy and empathy to those which affect matter, known as psychokinesis. Powers such as hypnotic suggestion and bio-manipulation are intermediate.
psionics, n. Supernatural psychic abilities which use the strange mental energy known as psi. Psionic abilities in humans are believed to be linked to the pineal gland. See psionic spectrum.
raccoon, n. 1. Procyon lotor, the animal kingdom equivalent of the ninja. A very fierce mammal with supernatural stealth and fighting ability. 2. Any person, animal, or object possessing raccoon-like attributes, namely, a fierce disposition, and ninja-like stealth and fighting ability. My sister is totally a raccoon! 3. An ambush or booby-trap; an unexpected attack or attacker. I left a raccoon in the freezer, so watch out!.
Rawhide, n. A whip-cracking cowboy who cannot feel pain.
Ray, n. Sectoid loser.
Rebecca, n.
A mysterious being of inestimable power. Sometimes loses her
feet.
Recessive, n.
Tumbleweed´s sidekick.
Red Bat and Tracy, the, n. A popular comic book series.
Red, Big, n. A self-made cyborg and engineer. Somewhat fierce but with a well-hidden squishy heart.
Red, Old, n. The future version of Big Red, with substantially less redness or humor about his person.
Rikandi, n. Homo hominis terraformer assigned to Earth. She is exceptionally strong for a Homo hominis.
Ripper, n. An escapee from a government super soldier project possessing chemical augmentation and intense combat training. Considered psychotic and dangerous.
Ryan Evey: Retard Law, n. A popular television drama.
sassy reporter, the, n. A female who is willing to work undercover to get a story. The sassy reporter position is currently open in ATHENA.
Save the Earth Day, n. April 22, the day of they year when Earthlings are called upon to demonstrate resistance to the sectoid invasion.
sectoid, a. An object or location created or owned by sectoids. I hijacked a sectoid craft and traveled alone for a long time.
sectoid, n. 1. An extraterrestrial race with designs upon the human race, possessing advanced technology and psionic powers. Their most striking features are large humanoid heads with black, almond shaped-eyes. Known for emotionless behavior. Also Grey. 2. A member of that race.
Selena, n. A super-powered female Homo omega from planet JK Omega 9. Also Sal, Selendikdkai Bandalanaden.
Semar, n. Homo
hominis terraformer assigned to Earth. Overweight and a eunuch.
seventh member, the. n. Conspicuously absent.
Sex Kitten, n. (alias) See Danger Kitty.
Shadrilla, n. An extradimensional yumane with the power to psionically manipulate animals. Also Shadry.
smart gun, n. A firearm designed to increase accuracy by tracking the shooter’s line of sight.
sour cream, n. An alluring spread for burritos and beds. Also special sauce.
Spectrum, n. An extremely powerful metahuman with the ability to control electromagnetic radiation and a dense, plastic-like physical structure. Member of the Lords of Terror.
Spicy Lady, n. (alias) See Danger Kitty.
Spirit Squad, n. A government-funded group of annoying super heroes with an extensive merchandising contract.
squishy, a. Involving emotions and personal feelings; displaying weakness. This is a squishy email. Also squooshy.
squishy, n. 1. A person or thing which exhibits squishy behavior (see squishy, a.) He’s such a squishy. 2. A person without super powers or training; a normal person. You can’t expect them to understand, they’re just squishies. Also squish; squisho; squoosh.
Star League, the, n. 1. In the 198X movie The Last Starfighter, an alliance of planets dedicated to defending the frontier against Xur and the Kodan armada. 2. A 2001 ATHENA Super Spy Challenge team.
sub-normal, n. A frightening example of the recently reversed direction of evolution in the United States of America.
Supercat, n. (alias) See Danger Kitty.
Styx, n. A Vietnamese killing machine.
taco, n. 1. A taco shape. 2. All-purpose noun or space filler. Where did I put my, uh, taco?
taco, v. 1. An action or event which produces a taco
shape. 2.
A destructive action. I tacoed my car.
T.A.C.O., n. A mechanically augmented houseplant with superhuman intelligence. Annoyingly rational.
Tawny, n. Human looking anthros in whom Shadrilla abides on Earth.
Testicle Tuesday, n. Day of the week (not Tuesday) when ATHENA members gather in secret at a random location for dinner and strategic plotting.
testiculating, v. The act of experiencing Testicle Tuesday.
Tiamat, n. A fierce Chevy Nova now residing in the great Demolition Derby in the sky. Also Every man dies, not every man truly lives.
Timmy, n. 1. A fierce martial arts move used by small boys. A flying head-butt attack. [Guardian Heroes: Hi my name is Timmy and I just kicked your butt.] 2. Timmy from Oklahoma City. An eight-year old boy who was orphaned by an alien monster. Wants to be an ATHENA member some day.
towel, n. The weapon of a Karachi warrior. Also towel, wet.
T-Rex,
n. Person exhibiting the toughness
of a giant carnivorous dinosaur; someone higher up on the food chain. Compared to you guys, I´m a
T-Rex!
RAAARRRH!
trick-shit-brick-American!, intj. Indicates an unexpected or tricky series
of events. I can´t believe they
did it that way.
Ha-ha! Trick-shit-brick, American! Also
trick for you, American shit for bricks!, supplize!,
shit-trick-brick, American asshole!
Tumbleweed, n. A classic Western super villain.
turd, n. A person who exhibits weak behavior, either physically or mentally. I’ve been such a turd this week.
twin, evil, n. An alternate version of a person who exhibits equal super powers but opposite personality. Normally exists only in another dimension, but Danger Kitty’s evil twin is apparently actually her identical birth twin, possessing genetic traits of the raccoon (as opposed to Danger Kitty’s Felis domesticus traits.)
Two Dimensional Guy, the, n. (alias) See Flatman.
Ultrababy X, n. A superhuman infant possessing powerful tunneling abilities and a dangerously pure heart.
Ultrakitty, n. (alias) See Danger Kitty.
Warriors, the, n. 1. Possibly the greatest movie of the
80’s. Definitely the greatest gang
movie of all time. 2. A 2001 ATHENA Super Spy
Challenge team.
Wham!, n. (alias) See Danger Kitty.
Wheelchair Warrior, n. A popular 1980’s action television series.
Whitesnake, n. 1. An ass-rock band from the 80’s known for
especially meaningless lyrics.
2. A 2001 ATHENA
Super Spy Challenge team.
xenobiology, n. The study of extraterrestrial or alien life forms.
xenocide, n. Plans for the systematic elimination of an extraterrestrial or alien race.
XCOM, n. Virtual ATHENA training.
Yato Sar, n. 1. The title of the military leader of Atlantean forces. 2. The current holder of that title, Nasaulmus L’Voleen (see l’Voleen, Nasaulmus).
Zanadu, .n. Karachi Guardian who trained with Aranae under Muqi.
zombie, n. 1. Slow-moving undead with a taste for human brains. A shot to the head is your best bet. 2. zombie cucumber. A variety of cucumber which produces a neurotoxin used by voodoo practitioners to create zombies by destroying part of the human brain. May inhibit psionic reception in small doses.