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| Name:____________________ | Sex:_________ |
| Age:___ | Occupation:___________________ |
| Place of Birth:_______________ |
Do you drive a red jetta? ____ |
| Does your car have a tow-bar? ____ |
Do you like The Saw Doctors? ____ |
| Do you have any sheep? _____ |
How fast does your tractor go? ____/mph |
| Do you watch Emerdale Farm? ____ |
Do you eat Jaffa Cakes? ____ |
| Do you have a Pat Spillane Tan? ___ | Do you prefer Hurling to Sex? ____ |
To be accepted you will have to take an oath. Place your right hand on a porn-mag and say:
I hereby declare my alligence to the URS, I will obey the Chiefs of Staff, I swear to obey the Ten Commandents, So help me Homer.
A Kick In The Head For The Dirty Red,
Feel free to post any comments e.g. Hits against reds, anything that you think will help in your application.
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