Organ
Legging
on the
rise!
The U.N. department for for health, reported
to-day that the incidents of illegal organ procurement in the North American
area have been on the rise. Department head Dr. Wan Laflere said to-day
that the stoppage of organ imports from the third world, seems to
have meant that the incidents of illegal organ procurement are on the rise.
He said; "There are reports of criminal groups kidnapping people from the
shanty towns out side of some of the major cities in the third world, such as New
Rio, New Leeds, and most often New Macao", and killing them for their organs.
One Organ Legger caught in New Washington testified, "Who cares, there
are too many people in the world as it is. This way some of them can be
of good use." This reporter is happy to report that the Organ Legger in
question, has now made her contribution to the legal organ banks.
It was also reported that AIDS infected organs have now been slipping across
the borders of the North American area.
Government spokesperson, the minister
of justice of the North American area, Mei Lee Gorton has said that enforcement
of the problem is almost impossible, with the demand for safe organs on
the rise. There are now calls for an expansion of the penal code allowing
the harvesting of organs from capital felons, with the inclusion of unpaid
by-law fines to the capital crimes section of the criminal code. It is
thought this would alleviate the demand for illegal organs, and would mean
that the vast mass of poor people in the third world would no longer need
to sell their extra organs, and it would stop the harvesting of illegal
organs that are then sold as legal imports by dishonest government officials
as well.
The leader of the New World Roman
Catholic Church in Moose jaw, Pope Bubba The Fourth, said, "The church
would have no objections to the change in the code." He then cited the
church maxim leaving to Caesar those things that are Caesar's."
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